I am here to kill your monstah!

Levin

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Don't you dare kill my monstah!!! /strokes it
 

Rubric

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In off the moors, down through the mist bands. God cursed Tilda came greedily loping. The bane of the race of men roamed forth, hunting for prey in the high hall.
 

Rubric

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i dont get it

Synopsis.

In a legendary time of heroes, the mighty warrior Rubric battles the demon Tilda and incurs the hellish wrath of the beast’s ruthlessly seductive mother.
 

Bahumat

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Synopsis.

In a legendary time of heroes, the mighty warrior Rubric battles the demon Tilda and incurs the hellish wrath of the beast’s ruthlessly seductive mother.

Beowolf is the guy who sucks donkey balls yeah? Old.Windforce told me that!
 

Ezteq

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such a damn shame they got ray "im a cockanee" winstone to be beowulf tbh really puts me off seeing the film i mean just the adverts

I'm ere ta kill yer monstor, then imoff ta the queen vic wiv sharon afta for a ruby.

i think if it was done in the sin city/300 format it could have kicked proper arse, also with someone as beowulf who has the appropriate accent (its like in sodding alexander (yes yes im going to bash that again) lets get an Oirishman to play him and make everyone else speak Oirish cos he cant do any other accents!!!!)

damn shame.
 

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