I always knew flab would come in handy one day

[TdC]

but I'd not have used it for a gun.

Ananova - Obese inmate hid gun in his flab

If I were that fat I'd have smuggled in a couple buckets of food or a midget slave or something!

 

[Bahumat]

Haha that's crazy!

 

[Overdriven]

I loved the "Training on how to search obease people" line. That made my day.

 

[TdC]

flab-lifting!!!

 

[Yoni]

I wish I had kept mine now just so I could hide things in it. The only use I found for being overweight was balancing a pint on my breasts...

 

[Overdriven]

I wish I had kept mine now just so I could hide things in it. The only use I found for being overweight was balancing a pint on my breasts...

The GF doesn't like it if I put my phone between hers. I don't think she'd like me using her boobs are somewhere to hold beer bottles.

 

[Bahumat]

I wish I had kept mine now just so I could hide things in it. The only use I found for being overweight was balancing a pint on my breasts...

Yeah but women get whore's purses which is so unfair!