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Wilier
Guest
A man goes into a bar with an ostrich and a cat.
> > > > The bar tender says "What would you like Sir?"
> > > > The Man Says "I'll have a pint of beer"
> > > > He looks at the ostrich and says "What will you have?"
> > > > "I'll have a pint of beer" says the ostrich.
> > > > He looks at the cat "What will you have?"
> > > > Half a pint of beer - but I'm not paying!" .
> > > > "That will be £12.65" says the bartender.
> > > > So the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exactly £12.65.
> > > >
> > > > The next day after work the man goes into the same bar.
> > > > "What'll it be today" says the bartender
> > > > "Double whisky on the rocks" says the man
> > > > He looks at the ostrich and says "What will you have?"
> > > > "I'll join you in a double whisky" says the ostrich
> > > > He looks at the cat "What will you have?"
> > > > Half a pint of beer - but I'm not paying!"
> > > > "That will be £21.95" says the bartender
> > > > So the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exactly £21.95.
> > > >
> > > > The next day after work the man goes into the same bar.
> > > >
> > > > "Excuse me" the bartender says "I was just wondering why,
> > > > no matter what the price, you always have the exact change in your
> > > > pocket?"
> > > >
> > > > "Well" says the man "When my grandmother died she left
> > > > me everything in her house and inside there was a lamp so I
> > > > rubbed it and out popped a genie.
> > > >
> > > > It granted me three wishes so I asked that every time I
> > > > wanted to buy something I would have the exact change in my pocket"
> > > >
> > > > "That's brilliant" says the bartender "You'll never ever run out of
> > > > money".
> > > >
> > > > What else did you ask for?"
> > > >
> > > > "A bird with long legs and a tight pussy"
> > > > The bar tender says "What would you like Sir?"
> > > > The Man Says "I'll have a pint of beer"
> > > > He looks at the ostrich and says "What will you have?"
> > > > "I'll have a pint of beer" says the ostrich.
> > > > He looks at the cat "What will you have?"
> > > > Half a pint of beer - but I'm not paying!" .
> > > > "That will be £12.65" says the bartender.
> > > > So the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exactly £12.65.
> > > >
> > > > The next day after work the man goes into the same bar.
> > > > "What'll it be today" says the bartender
> > > > "Double whisky on the rocks" says the man
> > > > He looks at the ostrich and says "What will you have?"
> > > > "I'll join you in a double whisky" says the ostrich
> > > > He looks at the cat "What will you have?"
> > > > Half a pint of beer - but I'm not paying!"
> > > > "That will be £21.95" says the bartender
> > > > So the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exactly £21.95.
> > > >
> > > > The next day after work the man goes into the same bar.
> > > >
> > > > "Excuse me" the bartender says "I was just wondering why,
> > > > no matter what the price, you always have the exact change in your
> > > > pocket?"
> > > >
> > > > "Well" says the man "When my grandmother died she left
> > > > me everything in her house and inside there was a lamp so I
> > > > rubbed it and out popped a genie.
> > > >
> > > > It granted me three wishes so I asked that every time I
> > > > wanted to buy something I would have the exact change in my pocket"
> > > >
> > > > "That's brilliant" says the bartender "You'll never ever run out of
> > > > money".
> > > >
> > > > What else did you ask for?"
> > > >
> > > > "A bird with long legs and a tight pussy"
