I´m in Gran Canaria

[JBP|]

another option (depending on how desperate you are) is find the local red light district and pay some skanky whore all your spending money for a shag

(this might also include watches,jewelry and possibly your passport)


in cyfrs case just offer them chips and gravy on a tray

 

[Cyfr]

another option (depending on how desperate you are) is find the local red light district and pay some skanky whore all your spending money for a shag

(this might also include watches,jewelry and possibly your passport)


in cyfrs case just offer them chips and gravy on a tray

Is that what you did JBP?

 

[JBP|]

lol no m8 i have no need

 

[Cyfr]

Nore do I so please don't say such childish things about me.

 

[tris-]

why is it childish to offer a lass chips and gravy in a tray?!

they eat food aswell you know!

 

[Trem]

I'd rather pay with chips and gravy to be quite honest. Thats only about £1.50.

£1.50 = RESULT!

 

[caLLous]

Depends what you get for it...

And no reply from Mobius recently, maybe he actually got up and walked away from the keyboard! Calling this place your gateway to the real world doesn't really do you any favours either, methinks.

 

[Mobius]

I fell asleep next to the swimming pool and now I look like a lobster. I hope this turns into a tan in the next few days. By the way I don´t spend my entire holiday at the computer, Only 30mins a day whilst my mums getting pissed downstairs.

I can´t chat to these girls. They all look incredible, beautiful, golden skin, perfect bodies. I look like such a prat in my holiday clothes.


P.S If you know anyone who will have sex with me for 1.50 or a meal of that value, pm please.

 

[Trem]

Never EVER use the words holiday clothes if you do chat to a girl.

Chill out luv, life works itself out, you will be (un)happily married before you know it.

 

[Mobius]

Chill out luv, life works itself out, you will be (un)happily married before you know it.

Yes I guess so. I´m just shit at talking to girls and that, maybe when I´m a bit older I´ll meet the perfect women who likes me for who I am. All my mates have turned into weird druggies, but they all have girlfriends. I´m not changing my life just to get a relationship.

 

[throdgrain]

Morrissey could write a song about this .




God how I envy you

 

[throdgrain]

(an obvious lie )

 

[Trem]

For the record I am absolutely shite at talking to females, I just end up taking the piss out of them....strangely they seem to like that :/

Nowadays I am beating them off with a stick*

























*lie.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I just can't believe someone that's gone on holiday still posts just as much as when at home.

What a holiday !

 

[JBP|]

cyfr said...

I'm in blackburn and need the same help
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JBP| said....

just offer them chips and gravy on a tray

now to me that looks like a plea for help to which i responded

i suggest either a] you dont ask for help in any more threads or b] you stop being a pedantic little twat

the choice is yours

 

[Cyfr]

How can you even have the nerve to post when you are taking your very own post out of context.
You were trying to imply that me and mobius get prostitutes which is rather sick.

 

[Trem]

Jebus liked prostitutes.

 

[throdgrain]

Mmmm bit touchy there Cyfr ?

Anyway, Jebus liked potatoes, not prostitutes.

 

[Xtro]

How can you even have the nerve to post when you are taking your very own post out of context.
You were trying to imply that me and mobius get prostitutes which is rather sick.

Sick or not...

Its the only way you're gonna pop yo' cherry at this rate.

 

[Tom]

Sounds like Krypt has already had a nasty experience with chips and gravy.

Try 50p and a bag of grapes next time.

 

[Trem]

Mmmmm grapes.

 

[Tom]

 

[mookie]

this thread get the official mookie "best thread I've read in ages™" trophy.

 

[JBP|]

How can you even have the nerve to post when you are taking your very own post out of context.
You were trying to imply that me and mobius get prostitutes which is rather sick.

why is it sick?

if i were that desperate to get a shag id use a whore,lots of people in your situation do use them i just put forward the idea thats all

 

[Sockstuff]

why is it sick?

if i were that desperate to get a shag id use a whore,lots of people in your situation do use them i just put forward the idea thats all

NO

 

[Ch3tan]

Oh, Yoni, please pm me the jist of what you've edited out

 

[Tom]

It was a website that reviews methods of prostitution.

 

[Jonaldo]

/pedantic

Wasn't it 50p and a POUND of grapes?

/pedantic

Long live Adrian Mole

 

[Jonaldo]

Oh and next year go on holiday with yer mates instead of family.
You'll find it much more easier to pull female types with a few mates as backup there rather than wandering around on your own.

 

[Tom]

/pedantic

Wasn't it 50p and a POUND of grapes?

/pedantic

Long live Adrian Mole

Well spotted. For you, a prize: