Hugh Hefner

Laddey

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I'm watching Girls of the Playboy Mansion and Hugh Hefner is 80 on it! Thats fairly old, do you think he can still get it up & is he having sexual intercorse with the girls?

I've googled it but no joy!
 

Vasconcelos

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I'm watching Girls of the Playboy Mansion and Hugh Hefner is 80 on it! Thats fairly old, do you think he can still get it up & is he having sexual intercorse with the girls?

I've googled it but no joy!

1 word:

VIAGRA

:ninja:
 

Mey

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Hefner probably just gets given blow jobs all the time.
 

echome

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Never had experience with it, but does it work on ancients like Hugh?

oh my god, so my grandma and grandad could still be at it. Haha

I am pretty sure that is the target group it was made for.
 

Levin

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Isn't Heffner trying to have a baby now with his new young plaything? So yes, he probably does get it on, still. :p
 

Lamp

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Good luck to him. Why not ? He's got what ? 20 years left max ? Money no object. Hell, fair play to the bloke. You can't do it when you're dead, so might as well make the most of what time you've got left.
 

Ezteq

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anyone see that 75 year old woman who had a baby? not wise imo but it just goes to show, as long as the cobwebs are not too thick the vault can still be penetrated!

how ever if it was an eighty odd year old penetratee then there is the danger of something snapping or a heart valve popping before the elderly sperms finally zimmer frame their way up the tube, and tbh most of them would probably either get lost half way up or stop off at a small cafe for tea and scones and then forget why they left the house in the first place.
 

CorNokZ

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I saw an episode where Bridget said, that he had no problems what so ever, and that he didn't need to pop any pills at all to get his soldier started!

Can't stand Holly, but Bridget and Kendra could do w/e they wanted to with me :D

Kendra:

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Bridget:

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Holly:

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Know your Bunnies ;)
 

Calaen

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I think Bridget is the best, she plans the best parties and loves role play
 

Varna

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Bridget is my fave, she doesnt seem that stupid compared to the other girls - She seems to be the most level-headed also and most sensible. Kendra has an annoying laugh and is arguably the most annoying, Holly is just jealous the whole time and I think if I was Heff I would probably replace her with someone new.
 

Meggey

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As i said what a pervert you are! I watched the playboy mansion with him and thats all he could talk about. He's a right one. I hope you know hugh would be in for a perfect chance. wether he can get it up or not hahahahahaha.

Love you really x
 

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