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[russell]

I have a huge splinter in my hand. It is 3 and a half centimetres long.

Just felt like sharing

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

pictures and story please, i sense a female version of Trem in the makings here

 

[Jupitus]

I have a huge splinter in my hand. It is 3 and a half centimetres long.

Just felt like sharing

Is that an 'Edmond' 3 and a half cm?

 

[old.Tohtori]

We asked for pictures, she denied it...*checks* Oh splinters!

Well, technically...

Ah well, bigger the better, can remove it more easily.

 

[russell]

Tripped over some shoes left at the bottom of the stairs (thanks kids) and fell onto our craggy oak floor and the force of my wieght shot this massive splinter right into my hand.

Showed it off in the playground and everyone was well impressed.

Just pulled half of it out real easy, but the other bit is right inside my hand. Euuuww

 

[Trem]

I love splinters and in growing toenails, I treat them as a hobby when I get them.

 

[russell]

I love splinters and in growing toenails, I treat them as a hobby when I get them.

See no-one can touch the Tremlar.

 

[Scouse]

no-one can touch the Tremlar.

What's the fucking point of him then?

 

[bob269]

See no-one can touch the Tremlar.

What's the fucking point of him then?

He makes exceptions for those special places.

 

[Edmond]

Is that an 'Edmond' 3 and a half cm?

Just cos yours is in proportion to the rest of you, doesn't mean we all have 3 and a half cm's

Haa Haa :kissit:

 

[Jupitus]

Just cos yours is in proportion to the rest of you, doesn't mean we all have 3 and a half cm's

Haa Haa :kissit:

I should have spotted the hobbit joke opening a mile off....!!!

 

[sayward]

How does every thread involve sex? Poor Russell.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Tripped over some shoes left at the bottom of the stairs (thanks kids) and fell onto our craggy oak cabinet and the force of my wieght shot this massive "splinter" right in.

Showed it off in the playground and everyone was well impressed.

Just pulled half of it out real easy, but the other bit is inside. Euuuww

Gods, i've missed light editing quotes

 

[Uara]

How does every thread involve sex? Poor Russell.

lol why not, its FH

 

[Scouse]

How does every thread involve sex? Poor Russell.

Look at the thread title and see what comes to mind first

 

[Jimmy]

I should have spotted the hobbit joke opening a mile off....!!!

can u see that far down there, would you like a chair




sorry couldnt pass that up

 

[sayward]

Look at the thread title and see what comes to mind first

True, splinter wasn't my immediate thought!