How to understadn the Oirish

[[SS]Gamblor]

OK it's sort of work safe ( well not really) some fairly strong language used.


http://www.irishslang.net/

 

[Aoln]

Skimbock

When, during intercourse, your foreskin goes too far back (but it doesn't hurt 'cause you're having a whale of a time)
from Gerro in Ahascragh (West of Ireland)
"Did ya get the bock last night? Damn right - skimbock all the way..."


rofl

 

[Aoln]

more that made me lol while skimming through

**** butter

The butter that spurts from a woman's womble (also 'Fanny batter')
from Beard and Jo in the Gar
"I licked her bean like Jimi Hendrix played his banjo, in return the fucking bitch soaked me face in **** butter!"

Dropping anchor in Pooh Bay

To engage in backdoor sexual activity
from The Nal in Dublin
"I got bored in the pink so I dropped anchor in pooh bay."

 

[Bubble]

sounds nsfw

 

[Vladamir]

Ring splitter

Someone who engages in anal sex
from Donal in Co. Meath
"Yer man's bird is walking awful funny; he must be a ring splitter"

Nut custard

Semen
from Graham in Waterford
"Ah jaysus lads, I covered the poor girl with a heap of nut custard."

Made me laugh irl

 

[Laddey]

Baker Street
The only London train station where you can change from the pink line to the brown line
from Sam in Co. Donegal
"…then I shoved it up her pissflaps, but the painters were in so I changed at Baker Street."

:worthy:

 

[Ezteq]

well oil beef hooked! tis proper oirish to be sure!

 

[Basic_X]

Arse bandit
A homosexual man who engages in anal penetration on a regular basis
from The Drummer in Co. Kildare
"Fuck you and the gay you rode in on, ya arse bandit!"

Oh noes! Arse bandits!

 

[Perform]

"Jesus, you pulled some fucking double bagger last night, you sick bastard."

"Hold on lads, for fuck's sake; I'm almost at the vinegar strokes"

made me laugh