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Shagrat

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"Part Double Glazed" haha no shit sherlock

Thats an upmarket property for Hull haha
 

Ezteq

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lol suddenly i dont feel so bad about my place...bugs and all!
 

old.Tohtori

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The window is broken, sure, but it does say "requires Refurbishment", aka, renovate.
 
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its hull, its a shit hole, it smells of fish and prostitutes, its chav (TM) captial of the north............
 

old.Tohtori

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its hull, its a shit hole, it smells of fish and prostitutes, its chav (TM) captial of the north............

Ah, ok then.

Then the price would seem lol'ish.

so..umm...lol?

Still don't get the big haha, but, ohwell.
 

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Its to do with the fact that estate agents over here are reknowned for trying to eek every little feature and good thing about a house, and to hide the bad stuff and pretend it isnt there.

For example if an estate agent was trying to sell a pile of shit, he'd go on about the aromatic qualities, the unobtrusive colour and its various uses in agriculture :)

Here the estate agent has labelled a house with broken windows as "part double glazed", to me its just funny how they can describe a broken window as 'partially double glazed' :D
 

old.Tohtori

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Its to do with the fact that estate agents over here are reknowned for trying to eek every little feature and good thing about a house, and to hide the bad stuff and pretend it isnt there.

For example if an estate agent was trying to sell a pile of shit, he'd go on about the aromatic qualities, the unobtrusive colour and its various uses in agriculture :)

Here the estate agent has labelled a house with broken windows as "part double glazed", to me its just funny how they can describe a broken window as 'partially double glazed' :D

Ah ok, then it's lol'ish.

guess i'd get it if i was british'ish or some such.

Or simply estate humor eludes me.
 

Killswitch

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I thought the joke was that it's advertised as "part double-glazed" and one of the windows is smashed. Part double-glazed...smashed window...part, so, like...it's part double-glazed because the window is smashed...it's...

bollocks to it...work it out yourselves!!!
 

Ormorof

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i think i know where that house is and its a pretty rough neighborhood :p

also by being near infirmary its near the KC stadium so would be a noisy neighborhood too at that!
 

gohan

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id buy it if i had 40k spare, spend another 30k fixing it all up sell for 120k tidy profit
 

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