Help how to keep yourself awake on a train

[Ormorof]

right so today i got fined £20 cos i fell asleep on a train and went (way way) too far

all because i fell asleep, was only going one stop on the pissing train too! soooooooooooooooooooo anyone have any special techniques for those of us who go into deep deep hibernation and need someone to violently shake us and slap us a few times before we are truly awake?!?

 

[Uara]

I've found that generally people are quite co-operative on the train, when im going to leeds I often put in big letters, "Wake me up just before leeds, Thank You" most of the time it works!

 

[Bahumat]

hehe if you only need to go one stop, stand up!

 

[soze]

Music works for me (get good headphones though don't become a train chav) i can't sleep if i hear music Also reading helps me.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Stand. One stop man, stand!

Also, train toilet, pretty lady, you figure out the rest.

 

[Uara]

Lol toht, you and toilets seem to go hand in hand, especially on modes of transport

 

[old.Tohtori]

Lol toht, you and toilets seem to go hand in hand, especially on modes of transport

I egg your pardon!?

 

[Uara]

in relation to the Wankathon and how your going to join the mile-high solo club

 

[old.Tohtori]

in relation to the Wankathon and how your going to join the mile-high solo club

Ooooh. Right right.

Well, the solo-club only comes to play if there's no hottie offering to "refill my drink" on the flight

You know, bo-jojojo-eng!

 

[pikeh]

In Flames!

like has been previously mentioned
stand up if its only one stop
I find reading on trains only makes me more tired for some reason.

 

[CorNokZ]

This tune always keeps me awake

This keeps me awake and always makes me feel like dancing all crazy! Put that tune on your mp3 player and put it on whenever you get on the train..

 

[Overdriven]

CokeNose fails.. THIS song will keep you awake

YouTube - Powerpuff girls intro
[youtubevid]IeB0NVTVz8o[/youtubevid]

 

[CorNokZ]

Why did Dr. Blutonium make three small girls in the first place anyway?

It makes you wonder, doesn't it..?

 

[Overdriven]

He looks like a kiddie fiddler. I mean, using "Chemical X"... Obviously.

 

[CorNokZ]

Chemical X = GHB = Rape Drug ?!

He had it ready for when they came into the world.. He would probably keep them in the basement somewhere in Austria!

 

[Lamp]

 

[Urgluf]

This tune always keeps me awake

This keeps me awake and always makes me feel like dancing all crazy! Put that tune on your mp3 player and put it on whenever you get on the train..

ahhh such a long time that I heard this song..

awesome.

 

[Olgaline]

Tyumen to Omsk is also only one stop

 

[Ezteq]

keep a small scorpion in your underpants...i defy you to go to sleep under those circumstances!..unless its a very boring scorpion, called collin, who does accounting in his spare time.

 

[Lamp]

Scorpions don't do accounting. They hate maths.

 

[Sharma]

Chindogu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hawkwind]

sex

 

[Laddey]

pro plus

speed?

 

[pikeh]

Scorpions don't do accounting. They hate maths.

No, your thinking of John. This is Colin she's talking about.
John is the one with the gammy eye.

 

[CorNokZ]

sex

Trying to sex randoms on the train, without them knowing, with only having to go one stop can be rather difficult! I have been succesful once or twice, but I have also failed misserably!

 

[Overdriven]

pro plus

speed?

Latter. Or "Energy Tablets", though, you'd forget you're on a train.

but I have also failed misserably!

I said stop thinking about me on trains!

 

[CorNokZ]

I said stop thinking about me on trains!

How can I?

 

[Ezteq]

No, your thinking of John. This is Colin she's talking about.
John is the one with the gammy eye.

LOOL tried to rep...alas i must spread the love.

have a small kiss instead....


x

 

[pikeh]

LOOL tried to rep...alas i must spread the love.

have a small kiss instead....


x

it looks like we've both repped eachother out ez !

 

[Ormorof]

where can i buy one of those hat things?

nearly did it again yesterday but luckily the amply endowed lady sitting next to me hit me in the head with her bag (by accident as she was standing up to get off train and nothing to do with her endowments i might add) which woke me up at my stop