How to keep them ladies happy :)

[Haggus]

HOW TO KEEP A LADY HAPPY...

It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:


1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a love
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

to never forget:


* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. F*ck him
3. Shut the f*ck up.

:x

 

[Vladamir]

Easymode!

 

[Conchabar]

thats not a man thats an animal



































wait there isnt a diffrence in todays society

 

[pip]

i have no probs quess its down to my fit body and good looks i can't seem to shake em of

1 just make em cup of tea in morning job done
that way they owe you all day

 

[Mojo]

My GF reckons if im like that she would have no challenge left, get bored and then dump me

 

[Haggus]

I agree, mine would too

But I reckon you just have to pick a 1 from each catagory

 

[Ezteq]

tbh my bf is pretty much there,

he cheers me up when i'm sad,
makes me laugh,
cuddles on tap,
makes me feel good,

and along that line it makes me feel good to make him feel good, and he is my best friend, my family and all i'd ever want.

 

[Lamp]

uke:

 

[Bahumat]

HOW TO KEEP A LADY HAPPY...

It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:


1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a love
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

to never forget:


* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. F*ck him
3. Shut the f*ck up.

:x

So your basically asking us to lie

 

[Adoctor]

Keeping a women happy is easy.

First you buy one of these:

then one of these:

add some of this:

and voila happy women.....simple really

 

[Mybuddies]

This is true..

There was an old couple on tv recently, they had been married over 60 years (!). The interviewer asked how they had stayed together for so long. The old man said:

'Yes, Dear'.


Anyone who is married knows how true this is!

 

[Lamp]

So your basically asking us to lie

 

[Ezteq]

uke:

mission accomplished...

my work here is done

 

[Marc]

Having a nob like a baby's arm helps an all.

 

[Ezteq]

Having a nob like a baby's arm helps an all.

tbh the little fingers on the end would freak me out a bit

and a willy that smells of farleys rusks cant be too good either.

 

[Haggus]

Having a nob like a baby's arm helps an all.

tbh the little fingers on the end would freak me out a bit

and a willy that smells of farleys rusks cant be too good either.

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