How to deal with spiders

[gohan]

i feel FH has got stale and boring so i'll share some exciting FH-OT top spider tips with you (this all happened i actauly did these things)






<Gohan> man im getting old
<Gohan> its 11:30 on sat
<Gohan> and im contemplating bed
<Gohan> fuck shit bollox ****
<Gohan> definatly bed time
<Gohan> spider in the living room
<Gohan> size of my head
<Gohan> i might hover it.... will that kill it... or jsut anger it
<Garaen> anger it
<Garaen> hoover does shit tbh
<Garaen> it'll just crawl out
<Garaen> put a cup over it
<Garaen> then slide some paper under the cup
<Garaen> and take that fucker outside
<Gohan> fuck off
<Gohan> it will eat me
<Gohan> i dont even know it it will fit in the hoover
<Gohan> i might hoover it
<Garaen> Mir's a free game and tbh i'm hooked like a bitch :/ The Legend Of Mir3
<Gohan> then throw the hover out the window
<Garaen> hoover is bad
<Garaen> just throw some petrol on it
<Garaen> then light it
<Gohan> ye but then my loverly flat get ruined
<Gohan> right hes in the hoover
<Gohan> now if i leave the hovver on
<Gohan> foreva
<Gohan> he cant get out
<Gohan> ........
<Garaen> yea good point
<Garaen> or just throw petrol on the hoover
<Garaen> and light it
<Gohan> nvm i sussed it
<Gohan> the hovver pipe
<Gohan> is out the window
<Gohan> so if he crawls out hes fuked
<Gohan> ill grease it aswell so he cant use it to get back in
<Garaen> lol
<Gohan> little hairy fuckign [Bad Word] spider
<Gohan> erugh
<Gohan> hate them
<Garaen> lol
<Garaen> me t
<Garaen> to
<Garaen> all my friends are like, i wanna live in Oz or go visit
<Garaen> i think fuck that shit, strictly northern hemisphere for me with countries with no big fuck off spiders than want to eat you
<Gohan> i know
<Gohan> the ones here are too big for my liking
<Gohan> i might go to iceland
<Garaen> lol
<Garaen> i was thinking that

 

[Zenith.UK]

Glass
Paper
Nerve

All you need to remove a spider from your house.

 

[TdC]

 

[Thorwyn]

That´s what you need!
Eliminate the fooker AND have fun. Double-WIN.

 

[Lamp]

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots

just pick it up and throw it out the nearest window

 

[Lethul]

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots

just pick it up and throw it out the nearest window

Exactly my thought

pansy's!

 

[Ormorof]

spiders great housekeepers! they kill ants and flies

 

[Ezteq]

the ants are fine...i dropped a load of sugar in the kitchen a while back, ants came...picked up the sugar...took it to their nest and never were seen again they are better housekeepers than me cos I just tutted and left it there lol.

flys are a pain in the arse bit i can cope with them...its the maggots and slugs that reallllly piss me off.

and spiders, meh as long as they are not near my face when i go to sleep i let them be, let em bee let em beeee just let em beeeee little spider-eee leddem beeeeee!

 

[Huntingtons]

spiders rocks. end of.

 

[CorNokZ]

This is a picture of Spider Rock. end of.

 

[Cerb]

this is a picture of my cock...nuff said!

 

[Mikah75]

I just pick them up and set them free, I try not to kill them on purpose, they've done nothing wrong. Flies however will get my wrath, dirty little things!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Fire. Kill. It. With.

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

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[Bahumat]

It's a myth about us swallowing spiders in our sleep. They dont like warm damp places.

However it's been confirmed (by Marc) that Dark Orb Choir can kill spiders with his prophecies!

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

i get them all from here 100 fulfilled Bible prophecies