How Temperature affects the Scots...

Takhasis

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40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Scotland sunbathe.

35 degrees - Italian cars won't start.
People in Scotland drive with the windows down.

20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.

15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state.
People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.

0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on.
People in Scotland have a last barby before it gets cold.

-10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct.
People in Scotland lick flagpoles.

-20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico.
People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.

-80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough.

-100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.

-173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes.
People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky kegs.

-297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt.
Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

-460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh? "

-500 degrees - Hell freezes over.
Scottish people support England in the World Cup
 

Sparx

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lol funny but...

-500 degrees - Hell freezes over.
Scottish people support England in the World Cup

i do support england in the world cup
 

Takhasis

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I support 2 teams - Scotland, and whoever is playing England ;)
 

Jeremiah

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Takhasis said:
-80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough.

This was my favourite one :worthy: Quality list!

Although somewhere you should have had

"-5: UK comes to standstill because of snowdrifts reaching 8ft high. Demand for shorts and T-Shirts leave Scottish Tescos shellshocked. Scottish Nation takes up jogging"
 

Pirkel

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Hahaha very funny and then the last line made it even better :)
 

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