how NOT to drive over a speedbump

old.Tohtori

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Actually all this "old" talk could be solved with a sticky google video, sticky youtube video and sticky whatnotbunchofvideosinonesite threads.

Am i right or am i right? Don't tell me i'm right if i'm not right.

By the way, last car was hellacool.
 

Ezteq

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lol i did that speed bump thing on a driving lesson, i didnt see it coming and the money i paid blew off the dash board so the teacher was distracted... he almost shat himself lol.

He got me back though a couple of lessons later i'd just been for a small blood test before the leson and he saw the little round plaster in the crook of my arm and said "ooh does that hurt" and me being all cool and stuff said "naah" so he poked me in it lol and it bloody hurt then.
 

Ezteq

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lol nah, having to try and teach me to drive was punishment enough me thinks.
 

Sparx

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should have grabbed him by the nuts then say "does that hurt?"
 

Demon2k3

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there was once an driving accident where i live, there is an pic but i can't find it.

well there was this student that were having an driving lesson. suddenly she came in high speed and went down the road edge. she ended up flying straight into an traffic sign. The picture is quite cool actually. the side of the car is leaning against the sign. no one got hurt tho. and many got an good laughter.
 

Rediknight

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some dude got decapitated outside Epping Forest College in Debden when i was there - came around the corner outside the common room showing off in an escort, went sideways and hit a lampost, but instead of stopping it tipped over and his car went rolling into a front garden...

didn't actually see his head come off - not like it sailed across the grassy verge or anything, but the police were quick to cordon it off and sheets went up quicktime.

Dunno who he was, but i'd give him ZERO out of ten for artistic merit... :m00:
 

Ezteq

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ew thats awful.

did anyone see that guy in california i think it was, about a month ago he had a new ferrari and drove in to a road sign at about 2000 mph cut the car pretty much in half length ways, he was ok but i bet he was crying on the inside lol.
 

Rediknight

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haha! that's harsh, but most American petrol-heads deserve it - that guy who had a brand new GT40 with only 8 miles on the clock, opened it up on a road and wrapped it around a bollard :D

He'd treated it like a newborn child for days and decided to juuuust tickle it under the chin and next thing he new SMASH!!

Oh, theres something horrific and beautiful about it all at once... :m00:
 

tris-

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people crashing vehicles of v.high velocity get no sympathy, lol.
they just keep pwning them selves. it keeps the natural cycle of people being pwned.
 

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