How many times

[Calaen]

How often do you give your penis a good old scrub? lady garden for the girls ofc

What products do you use?

soap/cotton wool/moisturiser?

 

[Vladamir]

Every morning in the shower keeps me clean!

 

[crispy]

cotton wool

Well think its just about once a day - even in theese wankathon times!

 

[cHodAX]

Bleach, carbolic soap and a good wire brush for me. It helps get rid of the 'Vlad' smell!

 

[Tilda]

Carbolic soap ball never fails!

 

[soze]

I have a team of 24 wenches that clean me every hour using the finest soap a flanel made of (legal) virgin pubes and then rose oil.

 

[Mikah75]

twice shower gel then moisturise everywhere when dry

 

[Mey]

twice shower gel then moisturise everywhere when dry

You moisturise your cock?
GH3YER!!!

 

[Sparx]

i was once in a blue moon. Keeps the ladies on their toes

 

[Vladamir]

I have a team of 24 wenches that clean me every hour using the finest soap a flanel made of (legal) virgin pubes and then rose oil.

Of course they're legal if they have pubes.

If theres grass on the wicket it's good enough for cricket

 

[tris-]

you realise if you wash it with soap, and nivia for men facial clense, and scrub it with a sponge, your causing more harm than good?

rinse it in hot water with the skin pulled back and thats it.

 

[cHodAX]

you realise if you wash it with soap, and nivia for men facial clense, and scrub it with a sponge, your causing more harm than good?

rinse it in hot water with the skin pulled back and thats it.

But but my carbolic soap and bleach combo makes it so red and sore! That has to has be be a good thing right? If it isn't bleeding it isn't really clean!

 

[Calaen]

twice shower gel then moisturise everywhere when dry

what kind?

 

[Oysterboy]

Of course they're legal if they have pubes.

If theres grass on the wicket it's good enough for cricket

Word. Another rule of thumb: If their feet reach the floor while sitting on a chair, they're old enough.

About cock-cleaning: I usually do it on Sundays, Tuesdays and Thursdays. I'm a schedule kind of guy.

 

[Mikah75]

i use special kind of shower gel made from glycerin as im allergic to soap and then just use nivea body moisturiser all over

 

[Lamp]

Economy wash :

I use my wife's mouth while she's asleep (she's a deep sleeper) and finish by blasting the back of her throat with hot jets of steaming man foam

 

[Amildin]

I use a pressure hose, and a scraper for the nooks and crannys

 

[Laddey]

Everyday, personally it's disgusting if you don't wash it everyday. No offence to anybody.