How many FH members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Suedish

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* 1 to change the light bulb then post about it
* 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could've been changed differently
* 1 to move it to the Lighting folder
* 2 to argue and then move it to the Electrical folder
* 7 to point out grammar/spelling errors in post about changing light bulbs
* 5 to flame the spell checkers
* 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
* 6 to argue whether it's a light bulb or lightbulb
* 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper tern is Lamp
* 15 know it all who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb is perfectly correct
* 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take the discussion to the lightbulb forum
* 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
* 36 to discuss the dangers of changing light bulbs without a professional opinion
* 5 to post a disclaimer that they are not light bulb experts, nor do they play one on TV and that anyone planning on changing their own light bulb should consult a professional
* 7 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
* 4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then to post the correct URLs
* 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
* 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add, "Me too."
* 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
* 4 to say, "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
* 13 to say, "Do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."
* 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
 

Cozak

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* 4 to say, "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

about 3 times :(
 

Thadius

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You forgot to add

"The 4 members who discuss how fun it is to use lightbulbs in a sexual manner and talk about sex0ring each other" (Hi Outlander!)
 

Lamp

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~ 2 ppl calling each other gay 23 times a day for 2 weeks over 54 pages

~ 17 references to "chav"

~ A thread per day on "Emo", "Hasselhoff", "Mr T", "Chuck Norris" or "Vladimir"

~ A new "Pimp My" URL

~ 147,000 new World Cup threads per day until the start of the Premiership

:)
 

Thadius

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Lamp said:
~ 2 ppl calling each other gay 23 times a day for 2 weeks over 54 pages

~ 17 references to "chav"

~ A thread per day on "Emo", "Hasselhoff", "Mr T", "Chuck Norris" or "Vladimir"

~ A new "Pimp My" URL

~ 147,000 new World Cup threads per day until the start of the Premiership

:)

Whats that got to do with lightbulbs?
 

liloe

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Suedish said:
* 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper tern is Lamp

You said tern....such wrong spelling =)
 

razeredge

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~1 to repost this as as a new thread 6 mths from now
~1 to tell them that its allready been posted
 

old.Tohtori

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Thadius said:
Eat more fibre imo :(

Don't believe me?! :eek7:

Watch this from last new years!

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old.Tohtori

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Thadius said:
Its a lager and vindaloo splash!1

Well, that might have something to do with it...

The scary part is that the reflection from the sea looks like an angel :eek7:
 

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