How many chickens?

How many chickens could you take in a 1 v 1?

  • FIVE! Cos I is liek well wikid y'kno?

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  • NINE! This should really be before ten if I was thinking straight

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  • I am a chicken IRL! mwahahahaa(evil laugh)

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Dukat

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How many chickens could you take in a 1 v 1?

There are 30+ billion chickens in the world at any one time, and supposedly 5 billion humans.

That means we're outnumbered if they actually try to take over the world!

Therefore, if you cant take enough of them then the human race is doomed :(

VOTE!
 

Dukat

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What gear do i have to choose from?

Anything within 3 meters IRL that isnt imaginary... it also definitely has to exist, and be real, and have lots of "realness" to be usable :D
 

fettoken

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fists.. We've discussed this in #FH-OT

Fighting naked aswell?

With a iron driver and some coordinated kiting, 30+ i guess. Have my golf bag right here!

Naked, probably none as they would go for my pecker to begin with.
 

CorNokZ

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twelvety four > +30 billion

But I'll go for the monster kill!
 

Dukat

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"Twelvety four" is to bacon as "3.141" is to pie ;)
 

fettoken

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Kind of busy preparing my speech on the book "Crime and Punishment" for tomorrow, but that and killing chickens goes hand in hand i guess so bring it on!
 

old.Tohtori

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Was tempted to answer "Only half, and only if its been in the over for a few hours first!" 'cause i was well bloody curious about what it means to be "in the over" :lol:

But, over twelvety four, i'm death incarnate.

I would take all 30 billion of them out :flame:
 

Fafnir

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Me knows how to rip their small heads off.. Twist and pull..
 

pikeh

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Are they aggressive chickens?

In any case, I'd own them.
 

Uara

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With my sharpened pencil, nothing can stand against me!
 

Sparx

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i wouldnt panic, most of them are in cages anyway

controversial
 

Uara

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haha yeah there are 2 in a run in my back-garden, altho they're let out to roam at lunchtime-->often see them testing the fences we've got trying to find a weak point!
 

Uara

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Yeah, most definitely! If there was more of them i'd be worried ;)
 

collegien

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I heard they are controlled by one mighty chicken. If any of you guys want to be a hero? .... Kill the chickenleader save the werld :ninja:


:saythat:
 

Lamp

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Can I have roast potatos with mine

Roast chicken mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 

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