how leet am i?

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Karam_gruul

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was walking along just now, going to a friends house, looking like a leet mofo as usual. then i see 2 birds, so im strolling, looking cool... loooking gooooood, ohhh yeaaaaa, SLIP WALLOP SMACK on the fucking ground. slid on a wet paving slab and smashed my knee into the floor so hard i now have a lump the size of half a tennis ball growing out of it.

i pwn?

so much pain

and ps, the women were just laughing at me :cheers:
 
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[PS]Nova

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Originally posted by Karam_gruul
was walking along just now, going to a friends house, looking like a leet mofo as usual. then i see 2 birds, so im strolling, looking cool... loooking gooooood, ohhh yeaaaaa, SLIP WALLOP SMACK on the fucking ground. slid on a wet paving slab and smashed my knee into the floor so hard i now have a lump the size of half a tennis ball growing out of it.

i pwn?

so much pain

and ps, the women were just laughing at me :cheers:
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:(

:wub: :fluffle: :wub:
 
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Karam_gruul

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:( im in so much pain tho now. i actually cant walk on it atall. i feel a week offffff woorrrkkkkk comming....
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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And you were owned by a slab of concrete. I rest my case. :p
 
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Karam_gruul

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Originally posted by Sissyfoo
And you were owned by a slab of concrete. I rest my case. :p
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wasnt a normal slab. it was one with those annoying little bastard bumps in them. that u get near crossings and are coloured like yellow/red. what the people that made it didnt take into consideration when desinging them is that in wet weather they turn into solid ice. and if one of the bumps happens to hit with force between your knee joint, a tennis size growth will appear on your knee.
 
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[PS]Nova

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Originally posted by Karam_gruul
wasnt a normal slab. it was one with those annoying little bastard bumps in them. that u get near crossings and are coloured like yellow/red. what the people that made it didnt take into consideration when desinging them is that in wet weather they turn into solid ice. and if one of the bumps happens to hit with force between your knee joint, a tennis size growth will appear on your knee.
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awwwww poor karam

/em comforts Karam

put some ice on it or something... (to reduce the swelling) and before anyone makes a comment I MEAN HIS KNEE!
 
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Karam_gruul

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Originally posted by -seraphim-
awwwww poor karam

/em comforts Karam

put some ice on it or something... (to reduce the swelling) and before anyone makes a comment I MEAN HIS KNEE!
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fanks :(

i've already done that. but yea i might try my knee now.

:D:D:D:D
 
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[PS]Nova

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Originally posted by Karam_gruul
:D :D :wub:
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Are you really having problems with that knee, cos maybe you should get it looked at? (and if it's really damaged, sue the council for having a dangerous paving stone there :p )
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Urgh...they suck ass! I wiped out on one of those when it was all iced up. I fell off my bike and landed on those large concrete poles that they have for some fucking stupid reason.

I am just glad that my £200 minidisc player broke the fall for me. :/
 
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Karam_gruul

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Originally posted by -seraphim-
Are you really having problems with that knee, cos maybe you should get it looked at? (and if it's really damaged, sue the council for having a dangerous paving stone there :p )
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well yea i am in 'alot' of pain. and it is swollen to about 3x normal size (my knee). maybe i should sue the buggers..
 
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[PS]Nova

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Originally posted by Karam_gruul
well yea i am in 'alot' of pain. and it is swollen to about 3x normal size (my knee). maybe i should sue the buggers..
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Go to the doctors/A&E first.. you can't sue them without medical evidence :)
 
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Karam_gruul

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Originally posted by -seraphim-
Go to the doctors/A&E first.. you can't sue them without medical evidence :)
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true :( doctors is shut, and cant be arsed to go up to a&e. i dont think its too bad. it hurts like crap, i cant walk on it atall, and it looks naaasty. but i reckon its just like a normal injury. should clear up..
 
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[PS]Nova

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Originally posted by Karam_gruul
true :( doctors is shut, and cant be arsed to go up to a&e. i dont think its too bad. it hurts like crap, i cant walk on it atall, and it looks naaasty. but i reckon its just like a normal injury. should clear up..
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:wub: it better...

go to the doctors tomorrow if it's still playing up tho... :p
 
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Karam_gruul

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Originally posted by -seraphim-
:wub: it better...

go to the doctors tomorrow if it's still playing up tho... :p
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:wub: i will do. thanks
 
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[PS]Nova

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Originally posted by Karam_gruul
:wub: i will do. thanks
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playing my lickle ice wizzie now.. great fun...

played my friar in BG0 for awhile, but got fed up when released to middle of camelot :p

sorry to be so on-topic :p
 
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Karam_gruul

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Originally posted by -seraphim-
playing my lickle ice wizzie now.. great fun...

played my friar in BG0 for awhile, but got fed up when released to middle of camelot :p

sorry to be so on-topic :p
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sweet, whats your wizzies name again? im on eve atm.

and, your forgiven
 
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[PS]Nova

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Originally posted by Karam_gruul
sweet, whats your wizzies name again? im on eve atm.

and, your forgiven
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Wizzy is Roxana - it's in my sig, muppet :)

And I'm logging my friar anyhow, meeting someone in BG0 hopefully :p
 
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Karam_gruul

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Originally posted by -seraphim-
Awwwww you know I didn't mean that!

:wub:
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:fluffle: :wub:

i know hehe

im mining atm, so good, got our whole corp here. theres about 6 of us mining on one rock, our leader is in his huuuge cargo ship, and we're basically jettisoninginiginging all the stuff we mine, so he can come along and pick it up.
 
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[PS]Nova

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Originally posted by Karam_gruul
:fluffle: :wub:

i know hehe

im mining atm, so good, got our whole corp here. theres about 6 of us mining on one rock, our leader is in his huuuge cargo ship, and we're basically jettisoninginiginging all the stuff we mine, so he can come along and pick it up.
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sounds cool, you'll have to meet up with hienrich on there!
 
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old.Dillinja

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Originally posted by Karam_gruul
was walking along just now, going to a friends house, looking like a leet mofo as usual. then i see 2 birds, so im strolling, looking cool... loooking gooooood, ohhh yeaaaaa, SLIP WALLOP SMACK on the fucking ground. slid on a wet paving slab and smashed my knee into the floor so hard i now have a lump the size of half a tennis ball growing out of it.

i pwn?

so much pain

and ps, the women were just laughing at me :cheers:
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Someone got pwned!
 
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Karam_gruul

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Originally posted by -seraphim-
sounds cool, you'll have to meet up with hienrich on there!
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yea cool. tell him to find karam on there using address book
 
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[PS]Nova

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Originally posted by Karam_gruul
yea cool. tell him to find karam on there using address book
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OK have told him :)

He said "right OK" but he's on the dragon raid sorting out lotto etc so he's a bit busy at moment :)
 
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Karam_gruul

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Originally posted by -seraphim-
OK have told him :)

He said "right OK" but he's on the dragon raid sorting out lotto etc so he's a bit busy at moment :)
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oki cools :D
 
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