How law enforcement really work


FH is my second home
Dec 23, 2003
Everyone is knocking the CIA right now. This will clarify how the different
law enforcement agencies get the job done.

The NYPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the
best at apprehending terrorists. Bush decides to give them a test. He
releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They
question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive
investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing
everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The
rabbit had it coming.

The NYPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "OK! OK! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"


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