How is this for EXTREME lameness?

[Mr_Horus]

Check the anal gimps that we have to deal with in #barrysworld :

<[WK]Aaron> hey guys
<[WK]Aaron> can u tell me the irc adress for barrysworld
<[WK]Aaron> for mirc
<AxoN> irc.barrysworld.com
<[WK]Aaron> cheers
<Horus> but
<[WK]Aaron> but wat
<Horus> no need to connect as you will just be back on quakenet again
<Horus> irc.barrysworld.com is just another name for irc.uk.quakenet.eu.org
<[WK]Aaron> i am using zurna
<Horus> no
<Horus> your on quakenet
<Horus> you misunderstand
<[WK]Aaron> zurna
<[WK]Aaron> z u r n a
<Horus> Barrysworld provide a server on the Quakenet irc network
<Horus> the network your using atm
<Horus> i assure you
<Horus> if you are here then you are on Quakenet
<[WK]Aaron> no i am on zurna
<Horus> no mate
<Horus> your on Quakenet
<[WK]Aaron> NO I AM ON ZURNA
<[WK]Aaron> ZURNA
<[WK]Aaron> NOT WINDOWS
<pils> WTF IS ZURNA
<pils> YOU LOONY
<Horus> yes pils
<Horus> exactly

Pfffffffffff some people

 

[old.Kez]

that'll teach me to idle instead of raping him (verbally thx)

 

[old.Vengeance]

I had the pleasure of witnessing that

 

[Testin da Cable]

that look exactly like some s**t I had in #uthelp [yes I sometimes help peeps ]
just goes to show [some] ppl are the same the world over

 

[Mr_Horus]

Also reminds me of the cunts who do not understand the difference between the 'Server' and the 'Network' and ones that think mIRC is something like MSM or ICQ and want to talk 'in mirc' and fail to realise what IRC actually is. Fuckwits

 

[Testin da Cable]

where do you think those horrible stories of ppl tapping their mouse on their monitors come from?

those people are out there my friend, and sometimes we meet them....


/me shivers

 

[Guest]

Gosh, how dare a person not understand irc before venturing into the barrysworld channel.

I'm sure your self-congratulating posting has encouraged others to seek assistance in that particular channel.

Your first line should have read:
'Check the anal gimps that hang out in #barrysworld'

 

[Embattle]

Never really used IRC much, even after being on the net many years........amazing

 

[Mr_Horus]

No SoWat. Im not making humour of the fact that he couldnt distinguish betweek Network and Server, im mocking him for the fact that he doesnt even know what network he is on

 

[old.Kez]

Originally posted by SoWat
Gosh, how dare a person not understand irc before venturing into the barrysworld channel.

Yes actually, I'd expect a marginal degree of sanity and intelligence (which doesn't happen) to be used on 'venturing' onto IRC.

 

[old.Davehart]

simple people with simple minds, why do don't they just leave there computer's off and save them some humiliation.

Oh, must dash, another peeps needs some help......

"How do I plug my mouse in?"

 

[Perplex]

hmmm....Zurna...

http://www.geocities.com/tomzara/zurna.htm

How very odd

 

[Perplex]

Speaking of dense people...I've been doing some xmas work for NHS Direct, and I got an interesing call the other day. The call was on xmas eve morning. It went roughly as follows:

<Caller> Hi, I'd like to get the morning after pill, where can I get it?
<Me> Ok, how long is it since you had unprotected sex?
<Caller> Oh, it was Friday evening.
<Me> Ahh, you're approaching the 72 hour limit on the pill I'm afraid
<Caller> Ohh...doesn't the bank holiday weekend extend the limit?
<Me> Errrr....errrrmmm...you what? *presses mute on phone and laughs his arse off*

Moral of this little story? We're surrounded by dense fuckers. Kill 'em before they kill you...

 

[xenon2000]

lol!
tenner says she was blonde!

 

[Testin da Cable]

it scares me that people always expect someone will be available to help them out, and because of that they jump into actions/situations totally unprepaired.
the 'joe average' of the internet [and the world for that matter] almost never reads the manual, help document or procedure and if they do, their understanding of them is marginal. they just blunder through, safe in the knowlage that someone will help them if something breaks.

often they have the mind-boggoling audacity to slag off whoever it is that comes to help them. another flaw they have is the 'not their fault' syndrome: it's always the 'other guy' or computer or car or whatever that evilly ruined their day without any interaction on their part.

where is the problem then? are the procedures wrong? did the helpdesk make a mistake? is good old joe too dumb to understand? all things are possible.

my personal theory is that joe average does not want to understand.

take the sex example posted by Perplex for instance:
boy and girl are horny and want to get it on. oops no condom and she's not on the pill. what the heck, let's do it anyway!

i can't believe that they are not aware that what they did was not the smartist thing in the world. surely they know the [sic] 'ins and outs' of sex? don't they speak with their friends, parents and pay attention in school and suchlike?
my god, where does the stupidity end?

woo was I ranting?

-tdc

 

[old.Davehart]

rolf Perplex

you should really record those calls

 

[Slave]

hmmm ..

There is an irc.zurna.com I believe .. Turkish I think ..

I would have thought, given that BW is now looking to be nice to newbies/non english, that a little more kindness to people in IRC wouldn't go a miss ..

A quick search of IRC servers would have soon solved the problem ..

"ahh .. the IRC server you've connected to is on the same network as the barrysworld IRC server, which in turn is on the Quakenet IRC network"

or something ..

First rule of customer service is ..

"The customer is always right"

Its just that sometimes the customer doesn't have all the facts and its your job as a "face" of BW to make sure the customer has all the info before agreeing with him that he is indeed right ..

 

[old.[GoE]HellkeepeR]

I remember times, when newbies came into a channel, idlet for like 2 weeks, then asked their first question, got flamed and another two weeks later reasked and actually got an answer. Call it initiation-ritus. *sigh*

 

[old.Kez]

Re: hmmm ..

Originally posted by Slave
There is an irc.zurna.com I believe .. Turkish I think ..

I would have thought, given that BW is now looking to be nice to newbies/non english, that a little more kindness to people in IRC wouldn't go a miss ..

Not employed by them, we're free 'help & support' - we can bugger about :]

 

[old.Inshala]

From reading these tales, it seems Darwin got it wrong with his natural selection theory.
If natural selection worked, these ppl would have died out about 200 years ago.

 

[old.Jools]

evolution is slow but i think it is beginning to speed up a bit - its becoming frequently more and more easy for dumbass people low down in the gene pool to kill them selves. theres a website somewhere called the darwin awards. Can't remember the url but it actually restored my faith in nature - it WILL take its course and these people WILL eventually make frontpage news for dying by rewiring the microwave so it works with the door open to save them time.

I work in a company that provids telephone support for computer users, and I get some fantastic phone calls somtimes. god bless the inventor of the hold button.

"support?"
"yes"
"everytime i make a phone call my computer beeps at me(beeping can be heard in the background)"
"ok. nex time you make a phone call don't lean on your keyboard"
"oh"
(beeping stops)
"click...brrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

 

[Perplex]

Originally posted by Davehart
rolf Perplex

you should really record those calls

Heh,I wish. They're all recorded anyway...but being the NHS, and confidentiality being quite important to them (for some bizarre reason) they wouldn't let me take the recording home

 

[old.Quorthon]

Speaking of things that really piss me off, what about plonkers who join the red team which outnumbers blue 8 - 6 and is winning by 3-0 in Ra3, making it a 9 v 6. Do these people not even look at the team number counters before joining

grrrr


Q

 

[bodhi]

(Horus): i was drunk and doing a shit on the pub toilet
(Horus): went to wipe my arse and got some shit on my finger
(Horus): being drunk, i decided to lick it off
(Stu): errr?
(marky3): er
(frag): um
(marky3): omg?
(pear): err
(Templar): horus?
(pear): um :|
(marky3): SCATMAN!!!!!!!!!!
(Horus): i was drunk ffs



I'm sorry horus. I felt like digging a skeleton or two out of the closet

 

[Perplex]

Originally posted by Bodhi
I'm sorry horus. I felt like digging a skeleton or two out of the closet

lolol. I remember that. It was even imortalised on www.synergieone.com

 

[Wij]

Ugh, that's grim

 

[old.Vengeance]

lol

 

[stu]

It's a different Horus isn't it?

Remember folks, that's www.synergieone.com

 

[bodhi]

* shameless plug alert *

 

[old.TUG]

bah bo bah be babbedy bah boo bah bidybidybidy

I'm the scaaatmaaaan...

SICK AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O M G

M O O

would you eat a cow shit if you woz pished? No, don't answer that...

Actually, I'm quite impressed