How good a boyfriend are you? (stress simulator)

[lilmissnaughty]

omg that made me wanna kill myself more then that pic in the scary pic thread was sposed to
couldnt watch the whole thing.
tranquiliser power that strong should be put to good use perhaps save the nhs a bit of cash
spose its good im not a bloke tbh i would be a shit bf

 

[Blackjack]

It like stinks of... sting ray.

was lucky enough to skip just to hear that part

 

[leviathane]

older than Jesus... but THIS was what I was hoping for while watching that video

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/girlsinging.html

haha rep worthy

 

[Zegas]

She'd make a good GF if she didn't speak

 

[Bugz]

dont care how annoying she is, would still bone her ;d

Bone is such an ugly word.

Would you say to your girlfriend 'i'm gonna bone you bitch!'

No, you would say, 'I am going to make love to you hunny.'

So less 'bone' on the forums plz

 

[Solo]

No, you would say, 'I am going to make love to you hunny.'

Questions may arise about relative estrogen levels.

 

[Solo]

Perhaps one of Peter's lines in Family Guy

'I think my son wants to plough you' or 'She'd get wrecked'

 

[leviathane]

heh " I am going to make love to you hunny" such a cheesey saying.

 

[Steffan-]

So yeah, I went out to look at this car, a Volovo... It's yeah, pretty ok. Anyway. We're takeing it to the mechanic this thursday, so he can like check it out, and we can, yeah, buy it. Or like my dad can buy it. anyway!

O-M-F-G....

Listened to it all, but my brain only picked up bits. Was just too freaking lame, she said nothing of relevans the entire 6 mins

 

[DocWolfe]

lol shes thick as pig shit, hot though she lives in a fucking sty! even my room aint that bad!

 

[Steffan-]

Perhaps one of Peter's lines in Family Guy

'I think my son wants to plough you'

Love that line, it's were Peter is telling Chris' new teacher that he's into her, in a more discreet way xD

 

[Jeriraa]

43 seconds but I started thinking "shut up shut up shut up" at around 30 already.

I don't know what I would have done if I had been face to face with her. Maybe I would have spilled a drink or made some other kind of mess so I've had an excuse to leave the room.
Maybe I would have been blunt and told her to shut up. I really can't tell but I know for sure that I wouldn't have been able to endure that for more than a minute.

 

[liloe]

wow I am a gurl and I couldn't listen to that, she needs to shut up or at least get em out for you lads

Then again I can tell you that even if she'd get them out....I'd quit I think =) No way I can listen to that every day, I'd go mad =)

I listened to the first 30s, then I started to read the comments on FH while listening to the sound....guess what would happen if she asked me what I think? I'd tell her to buy the Volvo cause Volvo's are nice cars...I can't remember anything else.....and old Volvos are crap actually

 

[Will]

Bone is such an ugly word.

Would you say to your girlfriend 'i'm gonna bone you bitch!'

No, you would say, 'I am going to make love to you hunny.'

So less 'bone' on the forums plz

I wouldn't be saying either or those, I think I'd get laughed at.

I'd tell you what I would say, but it would work your fragile little minds.

 

[Bugz]

I wouldn't be saying either or those, I think I'd get laughed at.

I'd tell you what I would say, but it would work your fragile little minds.

Seems only I is the tender, romantic one

 

[Will]

Tender and romantic has its place, but Valentines Day comes but once a year.

 

[Elitestoner]

got up to about 7 seconds

 

[Liff]

I'd happy-slap her with a trout. Watched 1 min and I think that was pretty good, I feel for the ones who saw all of it.

 

[Pirkel]

I failed horrible... I found myself surfing to the Worldcup site within 2 minutes

 

[Lamp]

Trust is the cornerstone in any relationship

I seem to have made my house out of wood...





:england:

 

[Roalith]

Kept hoping someone would throw a telephone directory at her head from off-camera after about 30 seconds :/

 

[leviathane]

I feel for the ones who saw all of it.

it's there own fault for having horney lil minds an thinking she was gonna get her babs out for em xD

 

[Ati]

"Hectic is the name of the game here! ..so we went to the aquarium"

xD

<puts black eyed pees on>

"I am sooo white!"

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5064050896715411170&q=video+blog+1&auto=true

that one pwns

"despite having 5 dosen friends some of which i had actually met" "but no coments"

"When video bloging came along I was like: Wow got to get me some of that action!"

yeh...

 

[Beovulf]

wow I am a gurl and I couldn't listen to that, she needs to shut up or at least get em out for you lads

Lol, especially when she started playin 'My Humps' but what a borin, worthless 6 minutes of video, AN' I WATHCED IT

 

[Varna]

It was annoying, but with those types of girls - You just nod all night and you get something out of it - Some girls are so shallow.