How dodgy are you?

[Mojo]

Years in prison: 112 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

All that shit for being horny, wtf!!!

 

[Vladamir]

I'm norty

Bet it was that anal question that shot you up the chart

 

[Naetha]

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:


*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.


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Either i missed where it says how many years, or.. i really am in the clear.

Surely this must mean you have the most boring sex life in the world?!?!

:wub:

 

[Naetha]

Bet it was that anal question that shot you up the chart

And the rest

 

[Levin]

Surely this must mean you have the most boring sex life in the world?!?!

:wub:

There's no way i can answer that question and still come out on top.. eh.. nevermind.

 

[psyco]

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

lol

 

[Naetha]

There's no way i can answer that question and still come out on top.. eh.. nevermind.

I'll believe you if you say you lied because your boss was looking over your shoulder at the time of doing the test

 

[Vladamir]

And the rest

And ear sex, like in family guy?

 

[Naetha]

And ear sex, like in family guy?

Hey, don't knock it till you've tried it

 

[Bahumat]

Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £2000

 

[Vladamir]

Hey, don't knock it till you've tried it

So Case has a pencildick?

 

[Naetha]

So Case has a pencildick?

 

[Gamah]

HAHAHAHA

Vlad got fucking pwned. Have a rep!

Edit: Must spread QQ ;/

 

[brad]

5 years $2000

 

[Chronictank]

pencil pic

lol rep

 

[Nate]

[FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono] Years in prison: 87 Potential fine: £7000

noo

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[Everz]

Years in prison: 97.5 Potential fine: £4500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

whoop

 

[Ezteq]

Years in prison: 96.5 Potential fine: £2000

i havent got £2000...

can i pay it off by having sex with someone for money whilst walking about naked keying peoples cars infront of undressed shop dummys?

 

[Levin]

Years in prison: 96.5 Potential fine: £2000

i havent got £2000...

can i pay it off by having sex with someone for money whilst walking about naked keying peoples cars infront of undressed shop dummys?

I guess maybe if that "someone" is the judge.. *puts on wig*

 

[Naetha]

I guess maybe if that "someone" is the judge.. *puts on wig*

Go straight to jail, do not pass go, pay a fine of $4000.

There you go, did that improve your rating?

 

[Levin]

Go straight to jail, do not pass go, pay a fine of $4000.

There you go, did that improve your rating?

Indeed, my plan worked. Thank you!

 

[Overdriven]

Years in prison: 106.5 Potential fine: £2000

 

[Ezteq]

Go straight to jail, do not pass go, pay a fine of $4000.

There you go, did that improve your rating?

the community chest has spoken


rofl sos naeth i could resist

 

[Raven]

Years in prison: 51 Potential fine: £4500
worse than i thought but nm

 

[Tilda]

[FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono]You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
[/FONT][FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono]Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £200[/FONT]

 

[leviathane]

Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000

orly

 

[Bugz]

Years in prison: 79 Potential fine: £2000

Makes me wonder what it will be like in 10 or so years

 

[Urgluf]

Years in prison: 46.5 Potential fine: £7000

wtf :<

 

[cHodAX]

You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

 

[tris-]

[FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono]
[/FONT][FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono]Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £200[/FONT]

you have been outside before, right?