How do you sell Chemical Weapons?

[Gamah]

Right, I had a curry last and my current farts could knock out a heard of elephants. How would I go about bottling and selling this "produce" ebay?

 

[old.Tohtori]

*puts on Seelie Doctor Glasses(tm)*

(Note: All pluggings should be extremely tight, using lubrication may compromise integrity)

Plug one way valve thingy in Gamahs' bum thingy.(The valve thingy should let gas only flow OUT of bum thingy)

Plug tube in valve thingy.

Plug other end of tube in another valve thingy.

Plug the other valve thingy in gas container thingy. (This valve should only let gas flow IN the container thingy)

Pass gas and time.

Remove pluggings (except the valve thingy holding the gas in container thingy)

Post on Ebay.

 

[Gamah]

*puts on Seelie Doctor Glasses(tm)*

(Note: All pluggings should be extremely tight, using lubrication may compromise integrity)

Plug one way valve thingy in Gamahs' bum thingy.(The valve thingy should let gas only flow OUT of bum thingy)

Plug tube in valve thingy.

Plug other end of tube in another valve thingy.

Plug the other valve thingy in gas container thingy. (This valve should only let gas flow IN the container thingy)

Pass gas and time.

Remove pluggings (except the valve thingy holding the gas in container thingy)

Post on Ebay.

reptastic xD

Edit: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to old.Tohtori again.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Edit: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to old.Tohtori again.

I feel the love none the less

I got too much anyway.

 

[Bugz]

You two only have more rep than me because the world pities you!1!

 

[Lamp]

Live in a large bottle for a week. Fart continuously. After a week sell the entire bottle.