How do you go about stealing a car?

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cjravey

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On the other hand, edited my post due to extreme bad taste....
 
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Rubber Bullets

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Thanks for all the help guys, its still there of course, though it turns out I do know someone who can possibly get in it and start it.

My favorite idea is to park it in the RC church carpark with the school books in plain sight across the dashboard. This will I hope cause maximum embarassment to the previous owners, assuming they do go to church.

Also if anything too dramatic happens teh police will undoubtably suspect us first, as it is well documented that we have been trying to get something done about it.

Our council are officially shit BTW, in last years league table ours came in the bottom 2 or 3.

None of the nicking ideas will work, sadly, we have virtually no car crime/ joyriding around here. The odd radio goes missing sometimes but thats about the worst of it. Thats why my insurance premiums are so low :)

Oh and John, thanks for the offer for september, but I may have resorted to the firebomb by then :)

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FatBusinessman

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Originally posted by Wij
Take it out for a nice meal and get it a little tipsy
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Hang on - what did you want doing again ?

I think I speak for all of us when I say:

:twak:
 
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wolfeeh

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heh

DVLA = win.

but then i do work for them... and it is rather true that they will not only 0wn the car, they'll 0wn anyone possibly associated with it too :>
 
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kameleon

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Knock some points off my licence with your noo found powers wolfeh


please.
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by FatBusinessman
I think I speak for all of us when I say:

:twak:

Don't say you haven't thought about my advice liar you liar !!!1
 
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Rubber Bullets

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Quick update.

The cars gone :clap:

On Monday a 7 day notice was put on its windscreen, basically 'this car is in shit condition move it or it'll be destroyed in 7 days' or words to that effect. General sigh of relief by all in the road.

Yesterday some woman pulls up in an equally shit Citroen AX and uses it to bump start the Cavalier then drive off leaving the AX. At least this one was taxed so we knew she'd be back. My G/F couldn't resist leaving a large sign on the windscreen tho 'Thank you for sharing your heap of shit with us for 4 weeks, it's been a real joy'

Later that evening theres shouting from outside, the womans back and our neighbour is giving here a bit of lip :)

Seems she has been in New Zealand for 3 weeks, though why you would leave a shit heap of an untaxed car in a nearby street whilst you went on holiday fuck knows.

If it is true its a shame she didn't go for 4 weeks, cos then her car would have been a cube by the time she came back.

Thanks for all the advice tho, we're just glad not to have it outside anymore. Hows yours going Tom?

And wolfeh roll on this continuous registration thing, can't happen soon enough as far as I'm concerened.

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