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[Access Denied]

There needs to be a mischief prefix!

Anyway. So a mate is being a bell-end and I want revenge. Had an idea for an evil scheme but don't know how to go about it. I want to write a notepad or word file with a message that runs on startup, the message will run and a countdown will begin. At the end of the countdown the computer will shutdown. Help me be a bastard!!

 

[Chilly]

Just change all his bookmarks to point at kiddie pron sites or something. You know a load, right?

 

[brooky]

create a notepad doc consisting of

%windir%\System32\Shutdown.exe -s -t 5 -c "your a cunt"
that shuts the pc down in 5 seconds with the nice message

save the file as a batch file

file save as, files of type ALL FILES, then call the file shutdown.bat, and save it on the desktop
then move the file into the location below

Click on START Click on All Programs, right click on the Startup folder, and click on Open or Explore

THIS WORKS ON WINDOWS 7

 

[Raven]

His a cunt is what?

 

[brooky]

grammar police quick get down.....................

 

[Punishment]

Just chuck 27 anti depressants in his beer and when he asks why it tastes funny tell him he is imagining it and to man up

Wait a minute......

 

[Edmond]

or break into his house while he's asleep, hold his nose so his mouth opens and take a shit down his throat

Trust me, he'll think it hilarious

 

[old.Tohtori]

More importantly what did he do? The level of knobby endness is directly proportionate to the apt revenge level.

 

[Edmond]

Did he shit down your throat? if so then what I suggested might not cut it

 

[Raven]

Ask him if he likes shoes.

 

[Access Denied]

More importantly what did he do? The level of knobby endness is directly proportionate to the apt revenge level.

Nothing outrageous. A few practical jokes. Now it's my turn and in the game of one-upmanship I am always the victor.

 

[brooky]

well, follow my instructions and you are good to go

 

[TdC]

come on guys. at the risk of bringing all kinds of hell down apon us surely we can be more creative than making his computer go bye bye?

where are the cunning plans of yore?


also, welcome back Brooky!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

How can I set up a script that will auto-purchase the Barrysworld URL when I boot my machine, brooky ?

 

[brooky]

Dunno waz. Isnt all that ancient history now..

 

[soze]

I would set it at longer than 5 seconds as when it stops being funny and you need to fix it 5 seconds is not long.

I personally would set up a local policy that changes his desktop to one of Justin Bieber and dose not let him change it back.

 

[ECA]

I would set it at longer than 5 seconds as when it stops being funny and you need to fix it 5 seconds is not long.

I personally would set up a local policy that changes his desktop to one of Justin Bieber and dose not let him change it back.

I always did that with Goatse.

 

[Access Denied]

I would set it at longer than 5 seconds as when it stops being funny and you need to fix it 5 seconds is not long.

I personally would set up a local policy that changes his desktop to one of Justin Bieber and dose not let him change it back.

Pfft, not a problem to sort out. It's not his computer, just his user account. I can go into his startup folder from the other account and delete the bat file.

 

[soze]

Could also boot with start up items off and do it in his profile. I never said it was a problem but with 20 seconds you can just right click and delete it easy as.

 

[Access Denied]

And when it tells you that you can't delete it because it's in use?

 

[Overdriven]

One does not simply have a timer. VBScript with a rand timer function (anything between 5 min and 5 hours..) in startup to shutdown is funnier, because then it's hours of wondering wtf is going on

 

[old.Osy]

One does not simply have a timer. VBScript with a rand timer function (anything between 5 min and 5 hours..) in startup to shutdown is funnier, because then it's hours of wondering wtf is going on

That's actually evil, and if it wasn't also run via startup folder... oooh, that one would have me scratching my head for a while.

 

[Chilly]

plenty of places to hide an autostart in the registry.

 

[Nate]

Yeah the 5min-5hour thing will be awesome

 

[TdC]

you nerds still bent on dicking about with his computer?

mess with his LIFE!! order 300 pizzas delivered to his place or something

 

[Edmond]

Mmmm 300 pizzas would be awesome

 

[CorNokZ]

Eat his shoes. All of them. That will show him.

 

[Overdriven]

Eat his shoes. All of them. That will show him.

Shit in his shoes. After eating 30 pizzas. Then install Vista or Millenium over whatever OS they're using.

 

[TdC]

ooh windaze ME. harsh man. I'd rather reboot every random minutes than that

 

[Raven]

Can't you get random pornographic sounds to play at random times? Or heavy breathing or something?