Rant How about a relationship thread?

[nath]

Then play TF2 for 24 hours straight telling people you need a teleport here.

Or play Left 4 Dead and incessantly spam the "BOOMER!" voice command until everyone wants to stab you in the face, eh Nate .

 

[Nate]

Oh yeah that works too

Booo Boo Booomer!!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I don't know, I think the Quake "HUMILIATION" must be worked in somewhere as it's so harsh.

 

[old.user4556]

Followed quickly by her saying "DENIED"

 

[MYstIC G]

Mortal Kombat "Fatality" tbfh

 

[MYstIC G]

Update time ffs. Did you bitchslap her then make mad passionate sexings with your GF? Did you split up with your GF and start dating the other one? Did Wij take a shit? We MUST know!

 

[old.user4556]

The night out never happened.

Thank fuck.

 

[MYstIC G]

What!!!

I demand you organise something similar so that we can discover the results of our advice!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

The night out never happened.

Stay-at-home-nerd

 

[old.user4556]

she turned out to be a man, and forced me to have dry anal rape

 

[00dave]

So it was Trem all along?

 

[Trem]

So it was Trem all along?

It isn't *always* me when anal rape is involved, stop being so racist

 

[TdC]

I read that as realist. Sorry

 

[Trem]

I read that as realist. Sorry

*anal rapes*

 

[TdC]

a little more to the left

 

[Ch3tan]

He'll give you a little anywhere you want teedles.

 

[TdC]

I've been disappointed before, but this is a new low

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Surely it's not as bad as the time Wij told you that before you could plumb his depths, you had to remove the tampon first?

 

[Wij]

That's all part of the romance !

 

[old.Tohtori]

He'll give you a little anywhere you want teedles.

You don't have a choice, what with only having a little

 

[TdC]

subtlety is wasted on the Fins

 

[old.Tohtori]

subtlety is wasted on the Fins

Only thing subtle around here is a thermonuclear device

In my pants.