House Sitting

[Punishment]

How long are you house sitting for. I could bring the family down for a couple of days, could do with a holiday.

I'll pick up Derek Acorah on the way.

Here sure stop by Galway and i'll tag along, i promise i'll be no trouble

 

[old.user4556]

Michael Jackson: The Live Seance HILARIOUS!!! Derek Acorah - YouTube

 

[MYstIC G]

She leaves you apples, you leave her....

Spoiler

An invoice

 

[Zenith.UK]

I would be opening that basement door first. Like a big red button that says DO NOT TOUCH

Family guy-Do not push - YouTube

That basement is a sex dungeon and you know it.

If someone told me expressly not to go into the basement, that would be the first place I'd be looking once they'd been gone 5 minutes. Just watch out for a hair stuck around the frame to show if it's been opened or not.

Seriously, my paranoia is saying "She's using reverse psychology. She said 'don't look in the basement'... meaning 'Please look in my basement'." It'll be a sex dungeon and she's trying to see if you approve or not. She's either got her eye on you for her husband, herself, or a threesome.

 

[Uncle Sick]

Huh..interesting. I'm in the same kind of situation right now myself.

Except I was told not go upstairs. At all. Ever.

The problem is that just recently I've been hearing the sound of foot steps upstairs.
Now the goat is getting nervous and I can't seem to concentrate on finishing the wicker man I've been told to work on. Maybe it's the party guest, the missus told me about.
No idea why she was smirking every time she said 'party guest' and she made some weird air hyphen movements with her fingers.

Anyway... now it sounds like clowns are getting raped upstairs. I'm getting a little worried and the goat is getting frustrated because I can't maintain with all that ruckus going on...



































P.S I broke free along time ago.

 

[SilverHood]

You had sex / masturbated in every room yet? That will pass some time!

 

[Uncle Sick]

You had sex / masturbated in every room yet? That will pass some time!

That sounds like a Swedish house warming party.

 

[Damini]

You had sex / masturbated in every room yet? That will pass some time!

Can't. The paintings are watching me.

 

[Wij]

I'm behind every painting.












































WoooOOOOOOOOo !

 

[old.Tohtori]

Creepy mansion.
Laptop.
Boredom.

I can only think of one way to pass the time;

Amnesia - the dark descent

Wouldn't be bored anymore for sure!

 

[itcheh]

Here's the thing:

* you're not receiving payment
* you've known her 5 seconds

... walk out? Go home? You owe her nothing.

 

[caLLous]

Yeah as long as there's no responsibility for keeping anything alive, I would leave.

I'm also doing a bit of house-sitting at the moment, the couple went to England for a week but the husband's mother died while they were away so they are staying for two more weeks.

Question 1: Sensitivities aside, I should still get the same rate per day when they return, right? I'm there to feed the dogs twice a day, walk them and spend the night, otherwise I'm free to come and go.

Question 2: Should I mow their lawn? They're white if that makes a difference.

Are there animals, Damini? Or is she just worried about security? Is the house full of gold??

 

[ECA]

She's secretly streaming the house on the intertubes and profiting off daminis boobs while she's on holiday.

 

[Job]

OK rent out house for 10 grand to Adult film company to make some posh porn.

 

[Mabs]

advertise a private party for 5 or 6 people.. on facebook

 

[Ormorof]

Yeah as long as there's no responsibility for keeping anything alive, I would leave.

I'm also doing a bit of house-sitting at the moment, the couple went to England for a week but the husband's mother died while they were away so they are staying for two more weeks.

Question 1: Sensitivities aside, I should still get the same rate per day when they return, right? I'm there to feed the dogs twice a day, walk them and spend the night, otherwise I'm free to come and go.

Question 2: Should I mow their lawn? They're white if that makes a difference.

Are there animals, Damini? Or is she just worried about security? Is the house full of gold??

The basement could be full of illicit Nazi stolen treasures! go look! or some sort of Goonies monster! GO LOOK!

 

[old.Tohtori]

She's secretly streaming the house on the intertubes and profiting off daminis boobs while she's on holiday.

Shut uuuuup, you're giving my plot away!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Are you alive Dams?

 

[Chilly]

The owners are waiting in the basement wearing inflatable gimp suits, armed with saws and pick axes waiting for you Dams. They know full well that no one can resist an order not to explore the basement. They can wait, but can you ?

 

[Mabs]

or some sort of Goonies monster! GO LOOK!

that would be epic

HEY YOU GUYS!

 

[Damini]

Still alive. Been at work all day, so hence no posting. I could leave, no animals to keep alive, but part of me is hoping for payment still, and part of me is just too bloody nice to leave people in the lurch. Damn you, niceness. You get me in all kinds of crazy. Still, it's my last night tonight, so sods law dictates this will be when the monsters come out the basement and wear me like a hat.

 

[ECA]

You mean you didn't open the door yet? wtf.

 

[Deebs]

Still alive. Been at work all day, so hence no posting. I could leave, no animals to keep alive, but part of me is hoping for payment still, and part of me is just too bloody nice to leave people in the lurch. Damn you, niceness. You get me in all kinds of crazy. Still, it's my last night tonight, so sods law dictates this will be when the monsters come out the basement and wear me like a hat.

Where the fuck is Kenny? Your knight in shiny mankini....

 

[Damini]

Where the fuck is Kenny? Your knight in shiny mankini....

Kenny is at home with the cat. I imagine right now he is spooning with his computer.

 

[Deebs]

Typical male, go Kenneh!!!

 

[MYstIC G]

He has a new microserver, he needs females no longer.

 

[Damini]

Females? Plural?

And besides, what can a NAS do that I can't? Except act in a logical fashion, provide endless entertainment, and have the added benefit of an off switch, ofc.

Damn you, NAS. Damn you.

 

[Embattle]

This house sitting sounds almost utterly pointless to me, then again many do.

 

[Embattle]

Females? Plural?

And besides, what can a NAS do that I can't? Except act in a logical fashion, provide endless entertainment, and have the added benefit of an off switch, ofc.

Damn you, NAS. Damn you.

It has the ability to flash often as well.

 

[old.user4556]

2 / 10 for attempted geek flirt