Hottest Girl !

[CorNokZ]

Hum Jessica Alba could fart in my bed as long as i was not down town at the time i would be ok with that after sex though... I would still let her get away with it just in case there could be more!

She could sleep and fart on my floor and then come back to bed when I was ready for a second go

 

[soze]

She could sleep and fart on my floor and then come back to bed when I was ready for a second go

The floor is along way to go if you decide you just want to grab an arse cheek. Id keep here in the bd but in the little corner i don't use.

 

[CorNokZ]

I got long arms, so that's np

 

[Golena]

The floor is along way to go if you decide you just want to grab an arse cheek. Id keep here in the bd but in the little corner i don't use.

Hang her from the ceiling...

That way she's not taking up any lounging space but if you feel the need you can just reach up and have a fondle..

 

[CorNokZ]

Hanging her to fondle her would make you a necrophile Dej :/

 

[Golena]

Hanging her to fondle her would make you a necrophile Dej :/

As long as i'm fondling her, you can call me what you want tbh..

I meant more as in a mission impossible stylee rather than a pirates of teh carribean one tho!

 

[CorNokZ]

Thanks Dej!

*finds Pirate Porn*

 

[leviathane]

Thanks Dej!

*finds Pirate Porn*

may i suggest this

 

[old.Tohtori]

Leviathane, the full name is piratesxxx i believe?

For those who seek it out from elsewhere then the local video rental

It's a class flic, first porn i've ever watched that i actually skipped the porn and watched the rest for fun.

It's evidently also the most expensive porn ever made.

 

[Lamp]

LOL yeah looks really expensive

 

[leviathane]

Leviathane, the full name is piratesxxx i believe?

For those who seek it out from elsewhere then the local video rental

It's a class flic, first porn i've ever watched that i actually skipped the porn and watched the rest for fun.

It's evidently also the most expensive porn ever made.

idd most expensive porno made, one that you watch for the awesome script/ acting hahaha. Gotta love porn scripts.

 

[CorNokZ]

Got it already and loving it

 

[Lamp]

No doubt its on torrents.....

 

[Jarahl]

Its just called Pirates, and yes I got Jesse Janes autograf, she even signed my chest and I got a pic to proove it!!

 

[CorNokZ]

I bet when she signed you chest gave her yours back in the form of cum?

 

[leviathane]

shoulda asked to sign hers

 

[CorNokZ]

Wouldn't surprise me if Jacob actually did

 

[Tasslehoff]

Still missing Megan Fox

TBFH

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hmm...interesting but...that picture came up with another woman too, that wasn't mega fox...have to check *goes rummaging*

No wait, yeah, misfire(pun). It's Mega alright

 

[Jarahl]

I did ask if I could touch her, as its pretty cool to be able to say you've touched an actual pornstar's boobs, but her lifeguards said no and tbh I dont think she would enjoy being grabbed by 10000 drunk danish people

I did contemplate having her autograph tatooed but I snapped out of it rather fast

 

[yaruar]

Still missing Megan Fox

TBFH

Have homer and marge been snowballing again?

 

[Aile]

Good old fashioned beauty!

 

[Imgormiel]

Horny Oyster » Jenna Jameson

nuff said .......

 

[Shagrat]

Grace Kelly, now your talking. She's stunning

Well she was anyway

 

[Aile]

Grace Kelly, now your talking. She's stunning

Well she was anyway

QFT

 

[echome]

I've always had a thing for older ladies and Natascha McElhone is just stunning. Plus she is in my new fav. tv-show, Californication.

 

[Lamp]

Grace Kelly - absolutely. Good choice.

 

[leviathane]

Vanessa Marcil

Eva Longoria

And Nikki Cox cos she has huge tits

 

[Zoia]

what's with the girls who all look about 13 years old, it's a bit creepy IMO

Agree! She may be a little old, but Monica Bellucci is still hot.

 

[Hawkwind]

Kate Beckinsale is just sooo nice.