Home remedies

[tris-]

Bit of a gay thread but it may carry some use for others. Ill start us off.

I discovered by mistake that rubbing fresh orange juice on your face is good for keeping it none greasy and spot free. I dont mean stuff from a carton though. Youve got to peal an orange (not a satsuma or some other pussy breed) and rub the juice on your face that inevitably ends up on your hands.

May sound daft but it honestly works. The first time I tried it I had been using some clearasil bullshit for weeks with no affect and this cleared my face over night. Effects lasted a couple of weeks.

 

[Marc]

Tris, can you confirm wether mens cum clears spots?

 

[tris-]

I would need to redirect you to Mikah for that.

 

[Calaen]

Awesome I have had a major break out for the first time in my life, it might have something to do with the fact I have been shitting yellow goo and blood for 4 weeks and my body is telling me I am dying or some shit like that but I will give it a go.

As for the poo thing got meeting with the docs tomorrow still waiting on results from a stool sample I gave them over a week and a half ago, but I am told tomorrow my lovely doctor will have his fingers up my ass!!!!

I will be watching mucho porn tomorrow afternoon just to keep me straight

 

[tris-]

Forget the Docs.

Ill shove my finger up your arse, you wont even have to leave the house.

(I had it done before by a Doctor, and it give me a bit of tingle in my cox )

 

[Mikah75]

rofl I assure you I've never had cum on my face as for the tingle its biology you cant really stop that

 

[Ezteq]

ok back to the home remedy thing lol

I get really itchy patches of eczma (or however the hell its spelled) and also have this thing where i get itchy shins at night whih wakes me up. We have a biiig aloe vera plant in te kitchen and i read about how the goo inside is good for all kinds of stuff so i broke off a stem and squeezed the juice on my legs (the leaves are thick and the juice is a bit snot like but you can keep the broken leaf and just squeeze some out whenever you need it, like a tube of ointment) and no itching, heaven!

also works for burns and cuts as is a natural anti septic

 

[pikeh]

Warm Lemonade is good for the shits and also if you're feeling sick.

 

[Lethul]

ok back to the home remedy thing lol

I get really itchy patches of eczma (or however the hell its spelled) and also have this thing where i get itchy shins at night whih wakes me up. We have a biiig aloe vera plant in te kitchen and i read about how the goo inside is good for all kinds of stuff so i broke off a stem and squeezed the juice on my legs (the leaves are thick and the juice is a bit snot like but you can keep the broken leaf and just squeeze some out whenever you need it, like a tube of ointment) and no itching, heaven!

also works for burns and cuts as is a natural anti septic

Well thats not really a home remedy is it? Thats common knowledge!

 

[tris-]

I'm allowing it.

 

[Ezteq]

Well thats not really a home remedy is it? Thats common knowledge!

yooooou nit picker!!

Ok then, if you have a migraine drip lavander honey in your eyes.

lets see you common knowledge that




p.s. this may or may not work...i just like pouring honey in my eyes so that when i wake up in the morning i can pretend i've been asleep for a really long time.

 

[tris-]

There is real science behind the OJ

Orange juice contains Alpha Hydroxy Acids. According to an article in “Journal Watch Dermatology” (see how well researched this is), “Treatment with Alpha Hydroxy Acids (AHAs) appears to decrease wrinkles and reverse the changes caused by chronic sun exposure.”

Alpha Hydroxy Acids have also been proven effective for treating dry skin, acne, liver or sun spots, as well as loosening and removing dead skin cells.

Citrus fruit juices are also a natural astringent, so OJ tones and tightens as well.

So I wasnt cracking up when I tried it.

 

[TheBinarySurfer]

Burn spearmint, peppermint, eucalyptus and a touch of rosemary oils in an oil burner to clear out sinuses/nose/throat from a nasty cold/flu etc.

Gay i know - try dragging your arse into work snotted up and barely able to speak then call me a pouf.

 

[soze]

try dragging your arse into work snotted up and barely able to speak then call me a pouf.

Its the manly thing to do i actually sleep with my window open wearing a damp shirt when i have a cold to drag it out so everyone can see what a soilder I am.