Holy Chook!!

[Ezteq]

went out at week end and my bf surprised me by getting me a huge rooster at a market, only thing is now i have to name it and im running a little low on ideas so i thought i'd plumb the murky, distorted depths of the collective FH brain and see what you kids can come up with, to assist you in this task i've taken a few piccys, the winner will get the honour of having named this magnificant bird and a trophy.

So go on kids Name That Cock!

 

[Deepfat]

I feel incaple of naming an inflatable cock without getting booted of these boards....

 

[Ezteq]

LOL its not inflatable, its a carved wooden cock... so you could say aswell as having a giant cock i've also got wood, not bad for a girl tbh wayhay!!

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rooster_(zodiac)

if that helps =).


How about a good auld relable name like :

Woody

or Woody nailher ?

Woody Woodchuck ?

Woody berch ( pronouched Biatch)

umm lot smore but i wanan run home now =)

 

[Outlander]

I would prolly just call it The Big Cock, its easy to remember and well it makes sense. Someone asks what that is 'its The Big Cock' - easy.

 

[Cozak]

Hmm, a big carved wooden cock, this could be interesting. I would go with Morning or something, or Barry.

 

[Darksword]

Merp!

 

[Ezteq]

lol@merp and barry

best set a closing date for this competition i guess um lets give it a week shall we,

entries must be in by 20/09 winner will get a trophy!

 

[Darksword]

Bert, but thats more a turtle name like burtle the turtle.

smock smock the cock (btw i have a vague memory of someone having a char named smock, so i aint calling u a cock im just saying smock the cock for the cockrel (sp?)'s name

please call it merp, or merple, OR treacletoes

 

[Darksword]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rooster_(zodiac)

if that helps =).


How about a good auld relable name like :

Woody

or Woody nailher ?

Woody Woodchuck ?

Woody berch ( pronouched Biatch)

umm lot smore but i wanan run home now =)

dont trust wikipedia, its the COMMUNIST encylopedia, oh lets share this lets share that, it only leads to the collapse of a wall and some hairy international relations!

 

[Thadius]

Granville?
Call it Thugs!

 

[Himse]

Steven.

is it going to sit there for all its life? :<

 

[Thadius]

Thugs is best because he too is a cock

 

[Outlander]

wigglebottom!

 

[Dandare]

Stiffchix!

 

[Morchaoron]

Woody the Cock xD

or just call him Freddy, and give him his own house xD

 

[Jaem-]

Ben or Timmy.

 

[Rookiescot]

Thugs.

 

[Maxgirth]

A big wooden cock,1st name that springs to mind is...... Sven.
You could make him a t-shirt with his gf`s address on.

Miss Ivy Likes.
The Cock Inn,
Tilit,
Herts.

 

[Bahumat]

call is Hasselhoff

 

[Ezteq]

lol great stuff guys though stephen is out cos thats my bf's name and wigglebottom is out cos thats what bf calls me.


err

 

[Outlander]

call it Outy! goooawwnnnn!

 

[Naffets]

How about Dave...or big Dave

 

[Mikah75]

.

Bertie!

 

[Outlander]

woody the willy whacker! <o/

 

[Thorwyn]

Condoleezzus

or

Trotzki

 

[old.Tohtori]

Willy Gilligan!

No?

Drew Peacock (think about it)

Or

Cockmeister and put a big jäger shirt on it.

 

[Tisme]

How about Tonder (as in Jeff and Tonder, cos they is so good)

 

[DocWolfe]

Freddy Kruger
Norman Bates
Micheal Myers
Jason Voorhees

 

[Hansmoleman]

Frig or Fraggle, s'all good.