Hmmmmmm eeeeeeel.

[ECA]

A man has died after an eel that was inserted into his rectum gnawed away at his bowels, causing agonising injuries which were eventually fatal.
The 59-year-old man, a chef, was reportedly taken to a Sichuan hospital complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and a great deal of anal bleeding. He was soon diagnosed as being in a severe state of shock.

Doctors were mystified as to the cause, and obtained permission from his family to undertake an exploratory laparotomy. Cutting open his innards, they discovered a 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum.

Though dead, the eel had apparently already wrought havoc on his innards, biting its way through his intestines prior to dying. Internal bleeding and infection rapidly set in.

He was reported to have eaten a lot of eel the previous day, but otherwise doctors had no idea how the creature had got there. His condition quickly worsened.

He lingered for 10 days in intensive care but eventually succumbed to the injuries and sepsis.

The likely cause was eventually established - he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.

Police have reportedly begun an investigation.

Chinanews.com


Whoops!
Thank god we don't sell many live eels here or there would probably a death every weekend at some universities

 

[Fast]

I know my mates passed out, lets insert a live eel in his ass! it's a bit of a step up from removing an eyebrow or covering him in shaving foam. lol tbh.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Urban myth?

 

[ECA]

Urban myth?

Did you look far enough down for the link in my post?

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

No, I'll admit I did not.

Edit: Its all in chong-speak, not understanding a word of it.

 

[ECA]

Eat more rice.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Meh, don't make me have to send it off to a relative to translate. Linky for lazy me plox

 

[ECA]

Can always rely on the sun.

Chef dies after feeling eel | The Sun |News

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Yuck and thrice yuck.

Bad time to mention Blinking Lights and Other Revelations is in my opinion a classic?