Hmm, Bruce Willis or Chuck Norris?

[Thadius]

Both have got really camp first names, both have two constanants followed by is in thier second names

Both evil bastids

 

[Garok]

No David Carradine ................. Not voteing for any of those weaklings mate ;<

 

[Huntingtons]

omg, chuck is the best www.chucknorris.com beats bruce guy!

 

[Darksword]

Bruce being camp?! WTF?! can tell you never played Tekken, or watched Bruce Lee films.

I used to be a big chuck fan but i converted to Bruce a long time ago. Is Bruce the new craze now? i just figured he was cooler

 

[Thadius]

Bruce being camp?! WTF?! can tell you never played Tekken, or watched Bruce Lee films.

I used to be a big chuck fan but i converted to Bruce a long time ago. Is Bruce the new craze now? i just figured he was cooler

WTF

I said Bruce Willace, not Bruce Lee

 

[Darksword]

Both have got really camp first names

WTF! OMGZORS!

i said Bruce isnt a camp first name, as is demonstrated by Bruce Lee, Bruce from Tekken and Bruce Willis!

read your own post?

[edit] Bruce is the big kickboxer in tekken. edit again, actually he may have been a thai fighter, however labelled as a kickboxer as he was american. i dont remember as i havent played it in years, i want a ps3 and all the old tekkens . he did use knees and im pretty sure he had elbows so he was a thai fighter.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Thought this chuck norris crap went away...

Guess not.

It just keeps coming back like a dog lookin' chick at a bar afterhours.

 

[Girafmad]

steven segal is like uber and he can wtf pwn all 3 of those noobs you listed!

 

[Darksword]

steven segal is like uber and he can wtf pwn all 3 of those noobs you listed!

JCVD is better!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLUylGnur1o&search=Van Damme

 

[Rellik]

have to agree JCVD is awsome


way better then chuck norris who is starting too get oooold

 

[Samaroon|Terracotta]

Ben stiller and Shaun William Scott all the way!

 

[fettoken]

John Rambo anyone?

 

[tookha]

Bruce Willis by a mile.

 

[Ezteq]

sorry but how can you even compare the two?

bruse willis- vest, sweat, blood, guns, swearing and smoking *shawiiiiing*

chuck norris- umm kk he got the moves but he just isnt sexy, ever.


not even if you squint.

 

[tris-]

i vote neither. chuck norris hysteria should of died along with everyone on the titanic. fucking ages ago

 

[Bahumat]

Hoff all the way.

 

[Thadius]

This was an attempt to bry off Chuck Norris

It gone past old now when tv shows start using the quotes

 

[Lamp]

Steven Segal has a pony tail. Sooo masculine.



Not

 

[noblok]

Steven Segal has a pony tail. Sooo masculine.

Pony tails > you.

Ok, I'm just too lazy to get a haircut and it's annoying when my hair gets into my eyes and mouth.

 

[[GOA]Erivoss]

sorry but how can you even compare the two?

bruse willis- vest, sweat, blood, guns, swearing and smoking *shawiiiiing*

chuck norris- umm kk he got the moves but he just isnt sexy, ever.


not even if you squint.

That's the point, Chuck Norris is just 100% hardass killing machine roundhousing his way to global domination while Bruce is posing infront of the photographers.

 

[Bahumat]

That's the point, Mythic is just 100% hardass running machine roundhousing his way to reliability while GOA is posing infront of the photographers.

Hey, your words not mine dear boy

 

[Thadius]

Hey, your words not mine dear boy

Will you please fuck off Bahamut, your posts get more and more amazing and have me in stiches! :worthy:

 

[haarewin]

darksword, are you sure you aren't gay?
i mean.. those pics.
hehe. i'm just kidding sweety. come out in your own time!
edit: i'm losing it, i swear. i thought of bruce forsythe and was like.. what?

 

[Fana]

Isnt the Chuck Norris and David Hasselhof type jokes getting a bit old by now?

 

[tris-]

these shite jokes got old when they were new.

basically. they have always been shite. i never understood the hysteria and never will

 

[Escape]

Chuck Norris has his chest hair ripped out by martial arts experts.

Bruce doesn't have chest hair! What a pussy.

 

[Laddey]

Bruce doesn't have chest hair! What a pussy.

Lies

 

[Gamah]

Finally a poll that actully matters!

 

[Huntingtons]

though, bruce willis in Lucky Number Slevin is kinda nifty with his moustache! HARD CHOICE!