Hippy and a Nun

[[SS]Gamblor]

A hippy gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.

He sits down next to her, and asks her:

Can we have sex ?"

No," she replies, "I'm married to God."

She then stands up, and
gets off at the next
stop.

The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippy and says :

I can tell you how to get to have sex with her !"

Yeah ?", says the hippy.
Yeah", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every

Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up
in a

robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your
beard,

and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God"

The hippy decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery
dressed
as
suggested on the next Tuesday night.

'I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his
face,

"You must have sex with me"

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to
anal

sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.

'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.

As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.

Ha-ha!," he cries. "I am the hippy!"

Ha-ha!," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver "
__________________

 

[Karl]

OMG!!! LMAO!!!!

*calls the IT department for a new kyboard as i just spat coffee over this one!!

 

[Howley]

+1

edit: bah need to spread more lurve b4 i can rep again

 

[Naffets]

repped

 

[DocWolfe]

quality!

 

[Himse]

lol!

 

[evzy]

Heard a variation of that before but still made me laugh out loud

 

[Rellik]

haha xDD repped!

 

[Saveus]

aye nice one

 

[Dakkath]

Aye, thats worthy of a rep for making me laugh

 

[Ezteq]

lol nice one

 

[Laddey]

LOL Great joke!

What time does Gary Glitter go to bed?.........


When the big hand touches the little hand


was the first one that popped into my head, im sorry...

Ezteq, everytime i see you, you have another glowy blob on your rep!!

 

[Vladamir]

Hahahahaha

 

[Ormorof]

lol rep

 

[Lamp]

LOL irl

 

[Thadius]

A hippy gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.

He sits down next to her, and asks her:

Can we have sex ?"

No," she replies, "I'm married to God."

She then stands up, and
gets off at the next
stop.

The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippy and says :

I can tell you how to get to have sex with her !"

Yeah ?", says the hippy.
Yeah", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every

Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up
in a

robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your
beard,

and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God"

The hippy decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery
dressed
as
suggested on the next Tuesday night.

'I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his
face,

"You must have sex with me"

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to
anal

sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.

'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.

As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.

Ha-ha!," he cries. "I am the hippy!"

Ha-ha!," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver "
__________________

Sicko :worthy:

 

[Conchabar]

omg ive lost my sense of humor