Hippo Vs Bear

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Possibly the greatest battle ever. So who do you think would win?

The Mighty Hippo: Average weight 1500lbs
Max Running speed 30mph
Weapons: Charge and bite attacks

The Great Grizzly Bear: Average weight 800-1000lbs
Height when standing 10ft
Weapons: 6 inch claws and bite attack


place bets now!

 

[Vladamir]

^^^^^^^^ Hippo for sure

Apparently a distant relative of my mate got eaten/killed by a hippo.

We laughed

 

[Samaroon|Terracotta]

It's a secret what i voted for!

 

[Chronictank]

It's a secret what i voted for!

option 3

 

[Samaroon|Terracotta]

option 3

Ohhoho rumbled

 

[DocWolfe]

As much as I'd like to say bear... a hippo would win... they are like fucking tanks.

 

[Solo]

As much as I'd like to say bear... a hippo would win... they are like fucking tanks.

qtf would like the bear to win but a hippo would own anything

 

[CorNokZ]

Purple Vladopotamus would win tbh

 

[Vladamir]

Purple Vladopotamus would win tbh

You speak the truth i like you

 

[CorNokZ]

You speak the truth i like you

I don't like you, I can just imagine you winning

Look at that avatar.. The vladopotamus is already giving a good whooping!

 

[Vladamir]

I don't like you, I can just imagine you winning

Look at that avatar.. The vladopotamus is already giving a good whooping!

BOOSH

 

[old.Tohtori]

Which bear counts though. Grizzly. Polar. Panda. Sloth. Asian black. American black. And so forthdiddlydumdaa.

You put the p*ssybear as the option...

EDIT: Stealthedit for the win X)

 

[haarewin]

The Mighty Hippo: Average weight 1500lbs
Max Running speed 30mph
Weapons: Charge and bite attacks

The Great Grizzly Bear: Average weight 800-1000lbs
Height when standing 10ft
Weapons: 6 inch claws and bite attack

sounds a bit pokémon to me!

 

[Serbitar]

sounds a bit pokémon to me!

quick grizzlar! use awesome-mega-bite-it-on-the-ass-super-butt-fuck Attack!!!

<shoots himself in the face>

 

[Bahumat]

sounds a bit pokémon to me!

repped

I voted Bear but think the Hippo would win, the bear is bigger but weighs less, so when the Hippo charges it will knock the crap out of it.

"WTB Hippo and Bear"

Anyone wanna have a guess which member this might be?

Spoiler

 

[Thadius]

Hippo will just hide under the water and pwn the bear as it fishes for salmon!

 

[Zenith]

Afaik the hippo have some uberthick skin... and some nightmare jaws.. The hippo for win!

 

[Ezteq]

aye hippo's though vegetarian have god almighty tusks and can actually cut a man in half with one bite tbh i think the bear with its tiny (in comparison) mouth bite capacity wouldnt really stand much of a chance.

 

[Solo]

 

[Solo]

Babeh hippos:

Don't look quite so threatening.

 

[Thadius]

Babeh hippos:

Don't look quite so threatening.

That one thats floating looks pathetic

 

[Ezteq]

hehe baby hippos are sooooo cute!!!

I saw a really interesting docu on hippos a while back and there was all the usual stories of people getting bitten in half (africas most dangerous animal tbh... dont count the mozzie) and then there was one where these fishermen found an orphaned baby hippo (lol not real name but lets call it a hiplet) and so they took it back to the village and saved it.

The hiplet grew up with a human imprinted on its brian as a mother because it was soo small when orphaned and it grew to full size and would come fishing with the men, swim along side the boat, play with the village children and chase off intruders... now is it just me or would that not be soo kick arse to have a pet hippo? i mean imagine walking in the park and some chav comes along doing that "Im going to walk all puffed out and bandy legged to make myself look bigger" walk with a pit bull straining at the spiked leash and you call out "fluffy! c'mere girl!" the chav sneers at you then a 50 ton hippo trots out of the trees and heels at your command lol.

 

[Bahumat]

hehe baby hippos are sooooo cute!!!

I saw a really interesting docu on hippos a while back and there was all the usual stories of people getting bitten in half (africas most dangerous animal tbh... dont count the mozzie) and then there was one where these fishermen found an orphaned baby hippo (lol not real name but lets call it a hiplet) and so they took it back to the village and saved it.

The hiplet grew up with a human imprinted on its brian as a mother because it was soo small when orphaned and it grew to full size and would come fishing with the men, swim along side the boat, play with the village children and chase off intruders... now is it just me or would that not be soo kick arse to have a pet hippo? i mean imagine walking in the park and some chav comes along doing that "Im going to walk all puffed out and bandy legged to make myself look bigger" walk with a pit bull straining at the spiked leash and you call out "fluffy! c'mere girl!" the chav sneers at you then a 50 ton hippo trots out of the trees and heels at your command lol.

Please adopt a Rhino and Hippo, get them to have Sexy Time and you'll have an uber pet!

 

[Overdriven]

I'm not voting! =( I thought the subject was "Hippo vs Beer" -_-

 

[Ezteq]

Please adopt a Rhino and Hippo, get them to have Sexy Time and you'll have an uber pet!

if i bred them id have a 2 ton date rape drug a Rhi-hipp-no!

*baa dum tsh*

 

[Lamp]

Hippo for sure. A hippo can bite through sixteen crocodiles stuffed with concrete. A bear can claw salmon and get its paw stuck in honey jars.

BTW Hippos are cool

 

[Huntingtons]

Hippo for sure. A hippo can bite through sixteen crocodiles stuffed with concrete. A bear can claw salmon and get its paw stuck in honey jars.

BTW Hippos are cool

agreed

 

[CorNokZ]

Don't look quite so threatening.

orly?

almost 1m when opened up wide.. Good luck Winnie the Poo!

Vladopotamus ftw!

 

[Gamah]

Bears have lasers coming out of their eyes..no contest.

 

[Bahumat]

Actual Bear Footage!

ZOMG! would never have thought

Spoiler

He was lucky to survive.