Hi! my mage is...

[old.Atrox]

Originally posted by Eminem
Hi! My mage is (what?)...my mage is (huh?)...
my mage is...(jiggy jiggy!) Nerfed crazy!
Hi! My mage is (what?)...my mage is (huh?)...
my mage is...(jiggy jiggy!) Nerfed crazy!

Ahem...excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the server for one second...

Hi kids! Do you like magic? (yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me dd an ogre for 20 minutes and not kill it? (uh huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah!)
Try 12 con and have less hp that a goblin? (huh?)
My armor's dead weight, got soft af so I'll have to wait
But I'll need a grey or my ass gets handed to me on a plate (Ummmm..)
Monitor21 said: "Appleseede, stop spamming broadchat"
but! "You'll never get PoT potion, where's your brain at?"
Well since level 12 I've felt like I should have picked an elf
Since I can't kill a single mob with my most powerful spell!
Got pissed off and paralysed a knight in a combat zone
lost 10000 lawful and spent 10 hours getting it back on my own
I use a strength spell that runs out so fast
that I cant kill a mob before they're back to kicking my ass
C'mere Elmore! (Apple, wait a minute, that's my mop, dog!)
I don't give a damn, I need the exp so get lost!

Hi! My mage is (what?)...my mage is (huh?)...
my mage is...(jiggy jiggy!) Nerfed crazy!
Hi! My mage is (what?)...my mage is (huh?)...
my mage is...(jiggy jiggy!) Nerfed crazy!


GOA suffered a server-wide dc
Only problem was, they told me it's just my ISP
I lag died and lost my dober
Whipsered the monitor 50 times over
Insulted him, got banned till the sun goes super-nova
Walked in to Tavern cross, explained my tragic loss
They told me to shut up, said I should just go camp a boss (Nooooooooo...)
Item thieves, kill'n my mobs
Stealin my mobs while I'm screamin' at 'em "HEY MAN, GET LOST!"
99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out my summon has more hp than I do
I told Mythic they should stop with the mage nerfs
Before I write a book about imbalance and sent it to those jerks (Oh thank you!)
You know you're popular when Champions finally talk to you
take you to a doorway and ask 'care pot me too?!' (Aaahhhhhh!)
This level 50 Champion came and asked me for a duel
So I told him: 'you know I'll die so what are you trying to prove?!'

Hi! My mage is (what?)...my mage is (huh?)...
my mage is...(jiggy jiggy!) Nerfed crazy!
Hi! My mage is (what?)...my mage is (huh?)...
my mage is...(jiggy jiggy!) Nerfed crazy!


Stop the game! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
If not he'll die, he's been playin' 20 hours a day!
I'm not ready to leave, I'm still 49
Gotta get to 50 even if an hour only gets me 0.25
Am I levelin' or wastin' time? I can barely decide,
I just played 3 days straight...dare me to drive? (Go 'head.)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a kill in hours, the server's too full to try
Bad framerate like a 486
I move and my screen flicks, can't target without 50 clicks (C'mere.)
When I was low-level I'd die so much I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA KILL THAT MOB, MAGE? YOU ALWAYS DIE IN 2 HITS!
I lay awake thinking about leveling instead
remember what 49 is like and kick myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin' mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And if you think mages aren't so bad (Yeah.)
Try leveling one to 50, so you can forget about that life you had.

Hi! My mage is (what?)...my mage is (huh?)...
my mage is...(jiggy jiggy!) Nerfed crazy!
Hi! My mage is (what?)...my mage is (huh?)...
my mage is...(jiggy jiggy!) Nerfed crazy!

 

[Scunner]

 

[hangianix]

 

[sardine]

Did you make that up or get it from a site? If you made it up then how many hours did it take ^^?

 

[deadkid]

anything interesting? should i read it?

 

[[PS]Riddler]

rofl thats class

 

[Cami]

Impressive Xorta :>

 

[ilum]

Word

 

[Xeanor]

My mage rocks

 

[old.Morchaoron]

hehehe very funny

 

[faderullan]

Impressive if you made it yourself.

 

[Arcos]

eminem sucks... this one is funneh!

 

[Sharma]

Haha, that rocks.

 

[isabellah]

Very nice work

/salut

 

[old.Atrox]

well I only Quoted Eminem :/

it's a remake, originally made for Lineage1 only made it little more daoc suiting

 

[shanks]

 

[vindicat0r]

Classic

yay santa \o/ ..... it's near xmas so ur powers of amuse have risen!

 

[Brunore]

 

[[Oo]Escape]

Originally posted by old.Atrox
99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out my summon has more hp than I do

 

[SoulFly Amarok]

Dissssssturbind

 

[old.Zarff]

funny, but oooooh so true

 

[_anarky_]

rofl

 

[Shike]

hehe Xorta, nice one

 

[Coren]

That rocks.

 

[Arcos]

was even better when we all thought you wrote it... but now it is just good

 

[Dunmer]

Rofl

 

[painman]

ROFLMAO

***** 5 stars for making me laugh out loud at work dude ^^

 

[lofff]

:great:

 

[wildsorcerer]

:great:

 

[Rambo]

:great: very nice one !