Hi all!

[DavidH]

I'm an attention whore! I'm also really drunk

 

[Ezteq]

<puts on prissy irish brogue> yer nothin' but a droonken whooorin' no good fecker! now would ya like a cuppa tea?



are ye sure?




sure ye don't want a cuppa tea?


oow go oon just a little coop?


theres cake too


go oon have a slice


go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on
go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on,

there now! i knew you'd like a cup,













erm..... we've no milk,

or sugar,


oh and only one tea bag, thats gone a bit manky on account of the damp.





Arse.

 

[DavidH]

Do you wanna have sexual intercourse?

 

[Ezteq]

can't





i need tea to get me in zee mood

 

[Tisme]

Lmao :d

 

[Job]

Not the cuddly-buddly-snuggly reply Ez was looking for.

 

[Afran]

wtf?

 

[DavidH]

can't





i need tea to get me in zee mood

<feeds tea!>

 

[Mikah75]

make love to me dave babeigh!!!!
<--horny and full of j000ce! ;D

 

[DavidH]

make love to me dave babeigh!!!!
<--horny and full of j000ce! ;D

/buttfucks

 

[Thadius]

/buttfucks

xD

Il sex0r you

 

[DavidH]

Oh god

 

[Thadius]

Oh god

Im not loved?

 

[xanir]

less drunk more servant necro Clip ;/

 

[Mikah75]

im all warn out! dave satisfies very well :worthy:

 

[Conchabar]

thats scottish not irish

 

[Ezteq]

think i was possibly a little drunk last night too......

was going to post a pic but on second inspection it would be deemed too disturbing for you kids.


so you'll just have to imagine it instead.

me, blue fluffy penguin jim jams, stetson, bunny ears, sun glasses, hasslehoff (the chicken) sat on loo.

any hoo this leads me to suspect that i was a little more than tipsey

 

[Mikah75]

re-act it! iwanna see

 

[old.Tohtori]

And they say the off-topic standards have gone down...pshaw...

 

[DavidH]

I cant believe I even managed to post this in the OFFTOPIC section.

 

[Ormorof]

thats scottish not irish

refering to this bit?:

<puts on prissy irish brogue> yer nothin' but a droonken whooorin' no good fecker! now would ya like a cuppa tea?

are ye sure?

sure ye don't want a cuppa tea?

oow go oon just a little coop?

theres cake too

go oon have a slice

go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on
go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on,

there now! i knew you'd like a cup,

i can honestly say they do go on like that in ireland :eek2: (of course they dont say oooon or cooop )

 

[Mikah75]

i raise my hands!
i was not under the influence, and was taking advantage

 

[Ezteq]

I cant believe I even managed to post this in the OFFTOPIC section.

yeah thats not all you managed you swine!!

























i hope you realise i WILL be expecting child support from you!

 

[echome]

yeah thats not all you managed you swine!!

























i hope you realise i WILL be expecting child support from you!

Thank you, good laugh to start the day with.

 

[Bahumat]

*walks into room*

Did someone say Hasselhoff?

 

[Dandare]

think i was possibly a little drunk last night too......

was going to post a pic but on second inspection it would be deemed too disturbing for you kids.


so you'll just have to imagine it instead.

me, blue fluffy penguin jim jams, stetson, bunny ears, sun glasses, hasslehoff (the chicken) sat on loo.

any hoo this leads me to suspect that i was a little more than tipsey

Rofl :worthy:

 

[Chosen]

Seriously, here I am reading FH on a normal day. And suddenly I find my RL friend start a wierd thread having cyber sex with some unkown people!
Gah, what have the world come to ? David, next time don't buy that much, it's not healthy!

P.S: Your not my friend anymore! EVER! :-P