hhmmm oh my god

Amphrax

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Out of all the people :( this girl is chatting to me... why me??? because im not very confident at the moment... I think this might be a piss take :( what to do...

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she is just oh my god...

I thought you guys might like her :)
 

Gwadien

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Is it on line? - Could be a piss take, also could not be a piss take.

I think I speak for the rest, Grow a pair, meet her, fuck her, good steps.
 

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The only thing better would be winning the Eurolottery then eating a big bacon sandwich while doing Anna Kornikova doggy style. What are you thinking about? You're only young once. Get in there ffs.
 

Lamp

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Worst thing she can say is "I'm still pre-op."

*as she climbs off you*: "Yeah, just what I thought, your Dad IS a better fuck. Bigger dick too. Oh well. That'll be £200"
 

caLLous

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The worst thing she could say might be "I just played you a video on Skype to make you think I'm real and now I'm going to convince you to do norty things on your webcam while I secretly record it and then I'm going to blackmail the shit out of you".
 

Bigmac

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I would like to smack her round the face with a trout the pouting bitch. Why do women pout. Apart from that she looks nice, get her pumped. ;)
 

Zenith.UK

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Pout aside, she looks high maintenance. This can be a good or a bad thing depending on your point of view.
 

Scouse

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Pump and leave. It'll do your confidence the world of good.

Do not, for ANY reason, think you're going to have a relationship. Just get some sex in. Be chilled. The chances of finding the new love of your life right now is a big fat zero - 'cause you're not ready for it.

Pork it. But take some time off.
 

TdC

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give her my number and I'll chat her up for you.
 

Tom

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Out of all the people :( this girl is chatting to me... why me??? because im not very confident at the moment... I think this might be a piss take :( what to do...

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old.Tohtori

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give her my number and I'll chat her up for you.

Though knowing you, you'd show up at her door as you planned with her and then realize you didn't actually contact her at all in the first place :giggle:
 

Aoami

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This thread is totes hilair. Tonight im going to hook up with some girls in my area (anonymous proxy)! I cant wait!
 

CorNokZ

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Pout aside, she looks high maintenance. This can be a good or a bad thing depending on your point of view.
High maintenance? I don't think Amph is going to jump straight into another relationship.. The only maintenance is a piece of rubber and a smack on the bottom when he's done with her

Edit. She looks like the kind of girl who just loves sucking cock, so get her to suck your cock.. She will love it!
 

opticle

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So what happened with this ? Was she real ? Where was this person found ?

Strangely these people never have webcams..

If it was real life, dude, go for it and who cares :)
 

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