Here's one for you...

[Lamp]

Why do we push the buttons harder on the TV remote when we know the batteries are going ?

 

[Overdriven]

Yep. Dunno why, just do...

 

[Levin]

Why do we push the buttons harder on the TV remote when we know the batteries are going ?

Because for some reason, it often works.

 

[gohan]

an when the batteries are totaly dead i chuck it at the tv in the hope ill hit the channel button. it often ends in tears

 

[Huntingtons]

you mean alan right?

 

[Congax]

Hm.

 

[Nate]

I wish I could figure out how to use my Sky box without using the Sky remote, the Samsung one is so much betterer!

 

[Keitan]

I wish I could figure out how to use my Sky box without using the Sky remote, the Samsung one is so much betterer!

i dont have a remote i have a fishing rod and i smack the fishing rod at the box and hope it turns on what i want ! hhahh

 

[kirennia]

Push buttons harder, more surface area contact as a result and higher chance it'll register as a button being pushed?





























I'm just making it up; sounds about right though aye?

 

[Huntingtons]

was actully thinking the same thing kir but couldnt find the words, dont have the brains and all

 

[Amildin]

Heres another one, what happens if a woman takes viagra?

 

[gohan]

her head explodes, theve done studies

the female version of viagra is rhohypnal(sp?), thier up for anything after one of them

 

[Gamah]

Heres another one, what happens if a woman takes viagra?

Her nipples get stiff as fuck!

 

[Overdriven]

her head explodes, theve done studies

the female version of viagra is rhohypnal(sp?), thier up for anything after one of them

Rohypnol xD

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Fear No Evil - Rohypnol

 

[Amildin]

And for anyone whos watched the new Pirates of the Caribbean, what would happen if Davey Jones had stabbed his own heart?

 

[gohan]

And for anyone whos watched the new Pirates of the Caribbean, what would happen if Davey Jones had stabbed his own heart?

THANKZ FOR RUINING IT

i was hoping davey jones would kill cpt jack then smoke his pipe an have a chuckle to himeself, but uve ruined it for me now

 

[Amildin]

riiiiiiiiiiight because the end wasnt predictable from the beginning, tell me when was the last time the bad guy won in a disney film?

 

[Ctuchik]

riiiiiiiiiiight because the end wasnt predictable from the beginning, tell me when was the last time the bad guy won in a disney film?

snowwhite won didnt she?

 

[Amildin]

snowwhite won didnt she?

pretty much, you havent seen it? you should work for disney