Hercule Poirot?

[Fuggz]

Damn I thought I had it beat tonight. Was sure a dwarf was involved. It all hinged on the window and how someone got in - or out. I reckoned it could have been a guy throwing a dwarf up from outside the window. I waited and waited but no dwarf?

If you want to commit the perfect crime I reckon you should hire a dwarf. They can get into places easier and commit crimes whilst totally flumuxing the detectives.

Ok so no dwarf has yet appeared in any Poirot episode but they did in Sherlock Holmes ones.

I will get one of these episodes solved soon I can feel it in my bones. I am just a bit fixated at the moment with small people. All I have to do is bide my time and wait for that dwarf to appear - or pygmy like in Sherlock Holmes. Then I will win the competition with my old man. Neither of us has solved any episode yet. He tends not to go for any person really and just sits there agape waiting for the Poirot summation. When I mentioned the dwarf being thrown through the window he laughed his head off. Tends to do that a lot with my attempts to explain the crime come to think of it. Just a matter of time is all - just a matter of time!

 

[Bugz]

 

[Fuggz]

Getting like the battleground forum used to be .

 

[Bugz]

Damn right!

Insult me back!

Call me a cnut!

 

[Fuggz]

Sorry not my style. Your style maybe but not mine and never was. Had a bad day have we?

 

[Overdriven]

I think Bugz just hit puberty

 

[Fuggz]

I think Bugz just hit puberty

I think the problem is that they have reactivated all the old battleground posts. Thugs and MKJ posts galore. He must have started reading them again - haha. So much hatred! Damn I was soooooo good though.

Sorry I just had to get that in. Bugz was the same nasty geezer then too...

Hey I just had a thought! Not a dwarf is he?

 

[Overdriven]

Hey I just had a thought! Not a dwarf is he?

Not sure Everyone in FH still isn't sure if his GF is actually real, or a M&S mannequin God... A midget with a fetish for rubber.. Damn, what happened Bugz?

 

[Bugz]

Overdriven you overdribble too much you overdosing turd.

Alliteration ftw.

 

[Mey]

Did you know that, this could consitutes a public order offence!?!?!?!?!?!

//sorry terribly bored.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Did you know that, this could consitutes a public order offence!?!?!?!?!?!

A P.O.O.?

 

[Fuggz]

There was a guy called Bugz
Thought everyone was nuthin but mugz
Nasty he was from top to toe
God knows why - not many cared though
Try hard he did
Tried to become the kid
But no something was lacking you see
It was plain to see too even by me
Pure lack of brain power was the prob
To improve his manners was a hell offa job
But this kind hearted man
Who had many a fan
Decided to help poor Bugz
Learn a few things by pouring info into his jugs (ears)
It all depended though
On whether Bugz wanted to grow?
Looks to be a uphill battle
Even for someone with mettle
But this someone had a proven history
Many had tormented him but none succeedy (well it rhymes)
So Bugz what is the first lesson to be? - Humility?


Make love not war - poetry ftw!


(dives behind sofa and waits for Bugz's sweet reply)

 

[Cerb]

noob! its always the butler! always!

 

[Overdriven]

I wubb joo really Bugz Had to take my sub-monthly insult!

 

[BloodOmen]

Lol, remember printing that picture out and sticking it to a big issue readers back on the sly.

 

[Bugz]

There was a guy called Bugz
Thought everyone was nuthin but mugz
Nasty he was from top to toe
God knows why - not many cared though
Try hard he did
Tried to become the kid
But no something was lacking you see
It was plain to see too even by me
Pure lack of brain power was the prob
To improve his manners was a hell offa job
But this kind hearted man
Who had many a fan
Decided to help poor Bugz
Learn a few things by pouring info into his jugs (ears)
It all depended though
On whether Bugz wanted to grow?
Looks to be a uphill battle
Even for someone with mettle
But this someone had a proven history
Many had tormented him but none succeedy (well it rhymes)
So Bugz what is the first lesson to be? - Humility?


Make love not war - poetry ftw!


(dives behind sofa and waits for Bugz's sweet reply)

That was beautiful

 

[fettoken]

That f*cking sickens me to read.

 

[Fuggz]

That f*cking sickens me to read.

Don't you like dwarfs or summit?