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Kempo

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I dont know how i got home lst night, dont remember leaving the union, last thing i remember is shouting at an ex whilst very drunk.. can anyone help me. (ps im on antibiotics and so shouldnt really be drinking, and i havewnt for ages, and it was on an empty stomach.. i.e. i was wasted.. and still am) oh dear.. HELP :(
 
D

dysfunction

Guest
Help with what exactly?

You are still alive and in one piece so...whats the problem?
 
T

Testin da Cable

Guest
drink lots of water. close curtains. take off clothes. get in bed. keep bucket handy.
 
C

.Cask

Guest
Nice fatty fry up with at least 3 eggs, 4 pieces of bacon, baked beans and 2 slices of toast. And a big glass of chocolate milk to top it off.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
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Xtro

Guest
Its Friday lunchtime. Get down the pub and start getting wankered again ffs.

Btw you still owe me £20 from last night Kempo, and I need a new zip for my jeans. Bast!
 
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doh_boy

Guest
Originally posted by Xtro
Its Friday lunchtime. Get down the pub and start getting wankered again ffs.

Btw you still owe me £20 from last night Kempo, and I need a new zip for my jeans. Bast!


:eek7:
 
L

Lester

Guest
Banana smoothie with honey - trust me I'm an alcoholic.
 
A

Ash!

Guest
2 Pints of Irn Bru with the other half of Last nights Kebab that you have not eaten and a brisk walk. Get on the couch with an industrial bag of Kettle Chips, your favourite film and bobs your uncle Dont forget to buy Alka-Seltzer XS
 
W

Wazzerphuk

Guest
For once, I agree with throd.

Oh no, you have a hangover. Spare us the thread on it please?
 
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throdgrain

Guest
I have an ear infection. ive got to go to the doctors on tuesday.
Terrible innit ?
 
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leggy

Guest
I had a wank and chaffed my toby.... heeeelp!!! ffs
 
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Wazzerphuk

Guest
Aye that sucks, sorry man.

I've got some permanent pen on my left hand, and it won't wash off yet. I feel so shit, help me.
 
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throdgrain

Guest
Omg permanent marker is terrible !
I suggest having a nice lie down in a dark room .
 
T

Testin da Cable

Guest
I have this strange feeling in my scrot. If it kills me I leave my collection of tintin comics to Wazz and my old sparcstation4 to Will. there's a jizzstained blanket in my bedroom for Tremsy. I have no other artifacts of any worth :/
 
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Xtro

Guest
Originally posted by leggy
I had a wank and chaffed my toby.... heeeelp!!! ffs

That just made literally Laugh Out Loud and I've now got a few people staring over :)
 
M

Mellow-

Guest
Originally posted by throdgrain
Stop being such a bloody homo .

Why do you put a space between the last word and the full stop?
 
M

Mellow-

Guest
Well, whatever your silly little excuse is, it's grammatically incorrect. :mad:
 
W

Wazzerphuk

Guest
*does that thing with the irregular clenching action*
 

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