Help! I just swallowed an Olive Stone

[Azonic]

I just accidently swallowed an Olive stone will trying to get the flesh off.
Will my body digest it or will i have a big rock in my poop?
Place your bets now and I will tell you tomorrow... (I hope it get digested...)

 

[CorNokZ]

You'll propably die..

 

[tris-]

it will get absorbed through the stomach lining and grow out of your belly button.

 

[CorNokZ]

it will get absorbed through the stomach lining and grow out of your belly button.

That or he will die.. Deffo won't get digested or go all the way through either!

Out thru the belly button or death!

 

[MaCaBr3]

Is this the first time ever you swallowed a pit of a fruit or veggy....it's not like it's gonna grow a tree inside you and i'll come out of your ass.

Oh wait it does, in form of shit.

 

[razeredge]

well ur poop will probably fertilise it, so you'll have an olive tree growing out your bum

 

[Killder]

In the grand scheme of all things natural, olive stones are meant to be eaten in order for seed plants to propagate so quit whining, get with the program and go shit in the woods

 

[Azonic]

I dont want a tree growing out my ass...

 

[CorNokZ]

I dont want a tree growing out my ass...

We already fucking told you that it will come out of your belly button ffs!

Or won't come out at all

 

[tris-]

We already fucking told you that it will come out of your belly button ffs!

Or won't come out at all

if my parents taught my anything as a kid its that seeds swallowed will grow into trees, and im believe them.

 

[CorNokZ]

if my parents taught my anything as a kid its that seeds swallowed will grow into trees, and im believe them.

What an upbringing you had if that's all they taught you

 

[CorNokZ]

Rofl @ Laddey! xD

®EeCe = Laddey

Fland = CorNokZ

Us on msn:

®EeCe siger:
whats an olive stone?
Fland siger:
Inside an olive..
Fland siger:
There's a stone
Fland siger:
You usually spit em out
®EeCe siger:
oh
®EeCe siger:
will it honestly come through your belly button?
Fland siger:
ofc
®EeCe siger:
:O
Fland siger:
You never tried it?
®EeCe siger:
no fuck that
Fland siger:
Hurts like hell
®EeCe siger:
i'd be sick
®EeCe siger:
i swear
®EeCe siger:
omg
Fland siger:
lol, it lookes quite cool
®EeCe siger:
I think your having me on


XD

 

[Laddey]

That's so fake!

 

[Krait]

The things some people will do to get into the movies..............



Edit: Bah............... thought title said "Help,I've just swallowed Oliver Stone"

 

[Imgormiel]

class thread!!! xD

 

[Kinag]

The things some people will do to get into the movies..............



Edit: Bah............... thought title said "Help,I've just swallowed Oliver Stone"

I was so damned sure that it said Oliver Stone as well

 

[cHodAX]

Could be worse, you could have just swallowed Oliver Stone's load.

 

[Chronictank]

I was so damned sure that it said Oliver Stone as well

maybe the solution is to swallow oliver stone who can then in turn swallow the seed.
Also when a girl complains about how painful giving birth is you can say "i gave birth to a fully grown man, beat that"

 

[Ezteq]

someone should have stopped this horse from swallowing an olive stone tbh...

http://www.thingvalleyranch.com/images/horse_tree.jpg


imo your doomed mate sorry.


btw anyone else remember the book Baron Munchausen? his horse got chopped in half by a port cullis and so they sewed him back together using a tree root and the tree grew out of the horses back providing shade for the baron?

i used to love that book when i were a nipper

 

[Huntingtons]

man, i thought i was the first to notice the funny oliver stone comment :< guess i wasnt.

 

[Thadius]

The things some people will do to get into the movies..............



Edit: Bah............... thought title said "Help,I've just swallowed Oliver Stone"

Must have a big mouth to swallow that!

 

[Laddey]

http://www.thingvalleyranch.com/images/horse_tree.jpg

LOL!