Hello!

[Gamah]

Drivers are cocks, OLOLOL LETS DO AN ILLEGAL U TURN IN FRONT OF SOMEONE ON A BIKE DOING 20MPH!

cock sucking pricks! stopped about 2mm from his merc, wish I had dented the fucking thing, but I would have come off worse and my bike would have been fucked.

/rant off

 

[Congax]

I bet he recognized you, went berserk and wanted to smash you.

And I bet it was Vlad!

 

[Vladamir]

I bet he recognized you, went berserk and wanted to smash you.

And I bet it was Vlad!

I don't have a merc, and furthermore i don't have my car at uni you arrtard

 

[Urgluf]

damn hitmans arent what they used to be

 

[fettoken]

It was the cheapest hitman i could find...

 

[psyco]

It was the cheapest hitman i could find...

you defiantly got what you paid for

 

[- English -]

you defiantly got what you paid for

lol ace

 

[Urgluf]

It was the cheapest hitman i could find...

making same joke as me, good job!

 

[Gamah]

Another attempt on my life failed this morning, some dick dorve so close to me I felt his wingmirror brush my handle.

Stupid polish twats.

 

[Serbitar]

god damned cyclists always getting in my way !

get off the fecking road!

 

[Mojo]

Another attempt on my life failed this morning, some dick dorve so close to me I felt his wingmirror brush my handle.

Stupid polish twats.

You should have hit his car and then done a belly slide across his bonnet with your belt buckle exposed.

Then throw your bike at his car for good measure.

 

[Gamah]

You should have hit his car and then done a belly slide across his bonnet with your belt buckle exposed.

Then throw your bike at his car for good measure.

I thought he was gonna stop round the corner and I was prepaired to ask him what the fuck he thought he was doing. But alas he drove!

 

[Chronictank]

You should have hit his car and then done a belly slide across his bonnet with your belt buckle exposed.

Then throw your bike at his car for good measure.

i would take my steering wheel lock and break your legs if you did that to my car tbh
it would be pretty easy to claim i was frightened for my life

 

[Laddey]

Another attempt on my life failed this morning, some dick dorve so close to me I felt his wingmirror brush my handle.

Stupid polish twats.

fucking lol! Should've spat on his car, twat.

 

[Garok]

Its gods way of telling you to buy a white van, stick a "hows my driveing" sticker on it and do exactly the same thing to all the cocking sales on the roads.

 

[Solo]

get on the pavement or do you enjoy giving everyone a view of your arse

 

[Laddey]

get on the pavement

I'd sooner hit a car, than a mother pushing a 3month old baby.

 

[Wonk]

old drivers are the whorst. One of my friends got driven down right in front of me , while he was cycling downhill. He's alright though, and we've written down the fuckers numberplate. It's registered as stolen though :/

 

[Laddey]

old drivers are the whorst. One of my friends got driven down right in front of me , while he was cycling downhill. He's alright though, and we've written down the fuckers numberplate. It's registered as stolen though :/

I saw this old guy coming round the wrong way of the roundabout once, how the fuck? He must be French or something.

EDIT - French drive on the right side of the road, thats why i said that

 

[psyco]

old drivers are the whorst. One of my friends got driven down right in front of me , while he was cycling downhill. He's alright though, and we've written down the fuckers numberplate. It's registered as stolen though :/

old dudes steal cars:-/

 

[Gamah]

I'd sooner hit a car, than a mother pushing a 3month old baby.

I actually mostly ride on pavement, this is the only little bit I ride on the road...it must be about 60m of road and twice in 2 days ive had fuckers trying to fuck about.

 

[Laddey]

I actually mostly ride on pavement, this is the only little bit I ride on the road...it must be about 60m of road and twice in 2 days ive had fuckers trying to fuck about.

What would you do if you hit a lady with a pram? Personally if i did, i couldn't live with myself.

People that kill kids in cars, its not just the kids life you ruin (accident ofc)

 

[psyco]

What would you do if you hit a lady with a pram? Personally if i did, i couldn't live with myself.

People that kill kids in cars, its not just the kids life you ruin (accident ofc)

just ride more carefully?
arguably this is the kind thing that the road tax will invest in, ie cycle lanes

 

[Laddey]

just ride more carefully?
arguably this is the kind thing that the road tax will invest in, ie cycle lanes

Riding carefully could still result in ze shit tbh!

 

[Gamah]

What would you do if you hit a lady with a pram? Personally if i did, i couldn't live with myself.

People that kill kids in cars, its not just the kids life you ruin (accident ofc)

So ... in the 10 seoncds I see this lady in a pram I dont attempt to avoid/brake :S?

If I lived my lifes by "what if's" then it would be pretty boring. The chance of me hitting a lady with a pram is like hitting a kid on the road..but I bet you would still drive...

 

[Laddey]

So ... in the 10 seoncds I see this lady in a pram I dont attempt to avoid/brake :S?

If I lived my lifes by "what if's" then it would be pretty boring. The chance of me hitting a lady with a pram is like hitting a kid on the road..but I bet you would still drive...

ok

 

[psyco]

Riding carefully could still result in ze shit tbh!

the definition of careful would suggest other wize

 

[Laddey]

the definition of careful would suggest other wize

Ok, but your either careful or your not?

It's ok though, aslong as i dont hit anybody!

 

[Gamah]

Ok, but your either careful or your not?

It's ok though, aslong as i dont hit anybody!

If I hit any prams in Slough anyway I am just saving the world another chav.

 

[Nate]

Quite a few years back before I got a car I had an old bint wave her handbag furiously at me and tell me "get on the road you fool" whilst riding my bike. It seems nobody wants cyclists