Heffer the romantic

[Heffer]

Originally posted by old.mattshanes

Anyway Heffer you slimey slut whore from soho square xD

well....erm.....yus

 

[old.Tyraette]

Originally posted by Heffer
damm you skinny fucker

odd, thats what the doctor said medicationandstresscounselling4tehwin

 

[Sharma]

im 13 stone i just weighed myself

 

[old.mattshanes]

Christ shaeffer that's not good at all :/

You should be around 11 stone for your age and height.

 

[Heffer]

aye shaeff im skinny too i weigh only 8.5 stone,and as you lot have kindly put out im only 16 , weird!

btw i can be romantic if i wanted to be

 

[ele]

LOL dunno whether to or uke: <cannot visualise Heffer being romantic>

 

[Heffer]

well if i truely wanted you to be on the recieving end of it hun you would see me being romantic lol

seriously my version of romantic is not asking my girl to get me my next beer from the fridge ^^

 

[ele]

Good Heff, you tell those guys how its done then, cos that sounds familiar.

 

[Moth Twiceborn]

Well, this thread certainly wins this year's "Helmer Hardcore 'Too much info' award"...

 

[Serbitar]

Originally posted by Heffer
seriously my version of romantic is not asking my girl to get me my next beer from the fridge ^^

You mean you have to ask? Doing something wrong there bud

 

[Ardrias_Mid]

Hmm... someone to get the beer for oneself... now THERE'S an idea I like

 

[hangianix]

Offtopic, but what the hell is the stone? How much lbs or kg?

 

[old.Tyraette]

i _think_ its 13lb to 1stone

 

[Serbitar]

14lb = 1st

bloody kids don't know imperial measurements anymore just metric nonsense

 

[hangianix]

I hope you referred to Shaef as kid

 

[old.Tyraette]

pfft


stlong 21yr old

though i admit they never taught imperial at school. Never needed to i guess

 

[hangianix]

12 stone. O'le.

 

[hangianix]

Originally posted by old.Tyraette
though i admit they never taught imperial at school. Never needed to i guess

We've not even learnt about lbs and miles.

 

[cHodAX]

Heffer is a manslut

 

[Cush]

use Kg plz..

 

[Heffer]

Originally posted by old.cHodAX
Heffer is a manslut

....ya

 

[MiMeN]

U IS DA MAN

Ur still an anal astronaught IMO.


/salut

 

[Heffer]

Re: U IS DA MAN

Originally posted by MiMeN
Ur still an anal astronaught IMO.


/salut

lmfao!

 

[Danya]

Kids today!

 

[old.Tyraette]

update!

Ben (Heff) says:
awwww
Ben (Heff) says:
you so nasty ><
Ben (Heff) says:
ever since i fucked that college chick and told you



hooray!

 

[Heffer]

Originally posted by old.Tyraette
update!

Ben (Heff) says:
awwww
Ben (Heff) says:
you so nasty ><
Ben (Heff) says:
ever since i fucked that college chick and told you



hooray!

****!

 

[Heffer]

Lee says:

Lee says:
you know i lub you really
Ben (Heff) says:
lies


mwhaha

 

[Danya]

Heffer teh ladies man!

 

[Sharma]

If only you know the things he's said to me

 

[Heffer]

Originally posted by Sharma
If only you know the things he's said to me

and you darn right i meant em ^^