Health Tips For Ladies.......

Eeben

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Think its time to stand up an offer my help :)
 

Ezteq

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i heard about this years ago, some guy said "look if you gimme a blowie you wont get breast cancer" i feel so guilty now for nutting him... the poor guy was only trying to help :(
 

evzy

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We only ever think of teh ladies when we ask such questions - its not for our own benefit - god forbid - we hate that kind of thing us men really!!
 

Hansmoleman

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news article thingy said:
"Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
ooer

also why couldnt i have been one of the guys who had the women perform the test on them :(
 

evzy

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Didnt you get the email entitled "Free Hot Chicks" ?

You should always check those for any special offers tbh!
 

tris-

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ezteq, when ever your bf cant lower your chances of cancer, im here to help.
 

Karl

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i sent this to my grilfriend... she didnt seem to excited!!! but its for her own good!!
 

Karl

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Ezteq said:
ok but when it comes to oral sex, ive been told i suck tbh.

Thats one way... but...

dont suck to hard... that can be painfull
 

Morphius

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getting genetal worts from too tight a handjob is also painful, but damn is it good :p
 

tris-

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you sure its not blisters? you cant get warts just from holding something too tight!
 

tris-

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not sure if i enojyed a real tight HJ tbh. ye it was kinda cool and explosive and stuff, but there was something about it i didnt like.
 

Gamah

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tris- said:
not sure if i enojyed a real tight HJ tbh. ye it was kinda cool and explosive and stuff, but there was something about it i didnt like.

Those weightlifting man whores always hold on to tight eh..
 

Ezteq

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Karl said:
Thats one way... but...

dont suck to hard... that can be painfull


loooooooool talk about teaching your grandmother to suck eggs sonny!
 

tris-

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Gamah said:
Those weightlifting man whores always hold on to tight eh..

ye they do, and tbh im unsure if they are good or not :(
 

Morchaoron

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it only sucks that the cnn thingy is not real... ehh i mean it blows... ehhhh.....
 

Krait

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Hmm........I wonder if it affects other cancers,it's one way to quit smoking I suppose........not sure if it would be better than lollipops though.

Might also be able to do it in pubs after the no-smoking ban comes into effect too........

"sorry landlord....I'm just trying to help my girlfriend give up smoking"


Then again,mebbe not :p
 

Naetha

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Something is telling me that this isn't real....

bloke trying to get more BJ's off his gf said:
Dr. Len Lictepeen stated...
 

Tasslehoff

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Naetha said:
Something is telling me that this isn't real....
Well, considering that it's not CNN.com and that no links work it's probably not :p
 

Rediknight

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"what you want me to do with that?"

"I don't care really, just don't bite it..."
 

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