Have you ...

[Laddey]

Ever been caught masturbating?

I can surely say i havn't! I'd be so embarassed.

 

[CorNokZ]

Yes, several times.. No lock on the door fucking sucks man

 

[Laddey]

Yes, several times.. No lock on the door fucking sucks man

Haha..Are you not bothered?

 

[CorNokZ]

Everybody masturbates, so not really.. Embarrasing when it happens, but is soon forgotten again

And I don't know the people on the bus, so I don't give a fuck

 

[Lamp]

Ever been caught masturbating?

Why d'you ask? Admit it. You were caught bashing the bishop weren't you?

 

[Laddey]

Everybody masturbates, so not really.. Embarrasing when it happens, but is soon forgotten again

And I don't know the people on the bus, so I don't give a fuck

Hahaha

Why d'you ask? Admit it. You were caught bashing the bishop weren't you?

Haha no man i swear never.

Have you? In all your years of life surely you have...What are you now, 60??

 

[cHodAX]

Only that one time at Manor Road Girls School where I got caught wanking in the bushes whilst looking at the 15 year old hotties in school uniform, the judge was pretty lenient though and said he wouldn't jizz on my shoes if I didn't jizz on his so I just stood a bit further away and carried on until climax.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Was, asked politely to close the door and give me a few minutes.

No wonder i'm unemployed...

No but seriously, upper line true, but with a friend of mine.

 

[Lamp]

HahahaHave you? In all your years of life surely you have...What are you now, 60??

lol I feel like 60 sometimes

only once by an ex girlfriend. I was in the toilet jerking off. She banged on the toilet door "Oi hurry up I need a shit". Time passed. "What the F. are you doing in there, having a wank ?". "Yeah" I said "Almost...done....THERE". Washed me hands and came out

 

[soze]

Bird caught me but then i caught her in the shower no harm no foul.

 

[Ezteq]

no, but a dog snitched on me while I was having a waz behind a tree one time.

I was coopied there drawers round ankles and the little devil came and barked at me telling the whole world lol, I have never peed so fast in my whole life I was terrified the owners would think it'd found a dead body and come running!




[edit: Ooh I lied rofl I just remembered getting caught leaning on the washing machine in a letcherous way by the bloke upstairs (years ago not here, when I do it here B2 is used to coming home and finding me sat on spin cycle seeing if it works) I told him I thought I saw a rat and it went behind the machine...I think he may have suspected something...god I'd forgotten all about that lol]

 

[Zenith.UK]

Yes.
And I'm not elaborating.

 

[Ezteq]

Yes.
And I'm not elaborating.

pics or it never happened!!

 

[Aoami]

probably, don't really care though

 

[Malecheon]

pics or it never happened!!

 

[CorNokZ]

lolololololo ceiling cat! Did you just make that!?

 

[Malecheon]

No, I found him at Teedles house.

 

[Ezteq]

this is proof that while masturbation may make you go blind it is perfectly safe to watch others doing it.