Have you ever ...

[TipTop]

... pressed 'Y' to talk, then forgotten about it because a new game has started? What follows is agonising as you think you've lagged out. I did it again (for the umpteenth time) last night and then proceeded to swear heavily into voice coms about laggy this, and laggy that. Only then did I realise my controls weren't working by which time it was too late as a blinking T shot me in the butt. The following line of chat sums it up :

B43B82B86VVVVV333YBUGGER

TT

 

[S-Gray]

Yep, you can look round, but not notice why you can move, or when you always hit the caps key, instead of the TAB for checkin Scores..

or you Pull the console down by accident while checkin scores

 

[throdgrain]

Fucking right I have m8, though mines a T btw...
I recently did it mid-game, pressed t then forgot Id done it, when I finally realised I got a series of r's , where Id been trying to reload

 

[~Lazarus~]

and after all this time......

I thot it was just me that did things like that !!!

 

[Trem]

I say Y before I say anything in real life

 

[S-Gray]

yWhy would you do it?

yIve not come across anyone who's done it before...

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I've done it.

Then I put the condom on.

And all was fine.

*cough*

 

[weapey]

I have my drop key as F, right next to D (for sidestep right).

Ive dropped weapons in fire fights before, kind of stupid and embarassing

 

[throdgrain]

My drop weapon key is shift, basically when I moved to CS from Quake2 I just brought everything with me

 

[-adz-]

Yey another old q2 player.... now wheres the other one?

 

[throdgrain]

Most of the older KEA members for a start Adz...

 

[-adz-]

i had a year of q2 on a LAN on campus in the 1st year... thats alot of hardcore praccie!

One of my mates i used to play with is in xtc, apparently the best clan at the mo

Enough of my pointless info, q2 sux now heh

 

[throdgrain]

Lol yeah q2 does suck now, so it goes
XTC were/are very good , I think CoG were better, christ both of em gave us some beatings in the past !

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I can't even remember my key config for Q3 let alone Q2 :/

CS...

Charge! = w
Runaway! = s
Quiver left = a
Tip-toe right = d
Dance = space
On my knees = c
Flash my schlong = x
Grafitti artist mode = "none"
Dropping weapon cos it's too heavy = e
Using doors (hossies, etc.) to rub against to satisfy urges = q
In-game singing = f
Roger wanko = v
Shit, last bullet = mouse button press
Spray and pray = left mouse
Peeping Tom mode or silent voyeur pervert mode = right mouse button
Fast switch to knife by mistake as trying to get pistol out = mouse wheel
Find out my name = tab
Talk to teamies = y
Talk to general plebs = t
Buying pr0n = m
Buying Sn0y = n
Big bullets = shift
Small bullets = ctrl
Switch to the better team = b
Off to have a wank = esc
Too much weed smoke on screen = degauss on monitor

Heh.