Have you ever had a lapdance?

[old.freebieking]

Yep, it's me lowering the tone again. They had a debate about lapdancing clubs on the radio this morning and strangely, for a rigth wing show, almost everyone was in favour of them and felt they were harmless fun. People said the Spearmint Rhino-type clubs are great fun to go to and £20 for a full nude dance is a lot less than I would have expected.

Experiences anyone?

 

[Munkey-]

Up and under, here we go. Are you ready? Yes or No! Up and Under 'ere we go. Its the song of the Pontypool Front Row

 

[old.cheaten]

Theres a program on tonight about lap dancing on BBC 1
about a guy trying to bring it from Southern Ireland to Northern Ireland

 

[Ono]

Originally posted by freebieking
Yep, it's me lowering the tone again. They had a debate about lapdancing clubs on the radio this morning and strangely, for a rigth wing show, almost everyone was in favour of them and felt they were harmless fun. People said the Spearmint Rhino-type clubs are great fun to go to and £20 for a full nude dance is a lot less than I would have expected.

Experiences anyone?

Is that you Ol' Blue Eyes??


Edit: Nope - it's Freebieking!!!

(see my sig if you don't know what I am on about)

 

[gremlin]

Yeah. Go to Spearmints on Tottenham Court Road with mates every now and again. Good night out.

Sales director at one of my old jobs used to take us all out to Metropolis sometimes too (hurrah for his phat credit card )

 

[*Kornholio*]

I went to metropolis for a m8's stag night - was fun indeed very fit women there too

 

[mr.Blacky]

like the thread of the chinese ass Ono

 

[old.MissEv1L]

ive got an opinion on lapdancers but i could go on 4ever

 

[old.?]

I was listening to that on radio too, talksport

I love the human zoo !

 

[Wij]

I went to a strip club in Edinburgh on a mates stag do once. It was REEEEEALLY shit

 

[old.MissEv1L]

strip clubs r lame sorry but i have my own opinion

 

[Wij]

I have to agree. It was just embarassing

 

[Testin da Cable]

couldn't stand up Wij?

 

[Mellow-]

Or maybe he could and that was infact the embaressing thing?

 

[Ono]

Originally posted by Mr.Blackshirt
like the thread of the chinese ass Ono

Hehe.


Indeed.

 

[Wij]

Lapdances are designed to make you either wanna shag the bird or just have a wank. Neither is a winner. If you could shag them then they are prostitutes and you'd either think she's a scabby whore or that she's just doing this to pay the bills. If you just had a wank then you'd get thrown out. Embarassing any ways up in my book

 

[Scouse]

MissEv1L may have a well-formed opinion on lapdancing, but in 99% of cases women find it objectionable because of their own insecurities. (Even though they'd never admit that).

Frankly - they're boring (lapdances that is) - I'd rather just go out and get laid

 

[Testin da Cable]

I'd rather just get laid, thanks.

 

[Mr_Horus]

Been to Burke and Hare's once when I was pissed (Fergus will know where it is).

Wasnt very impressed. Why bother paying a tenner for some bint to rub her leg against your cock when you can use that to pay into a club and take some bird home?

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Horus^
Been to Burke and Hare's once when I was pissed (Fergus will know where it is).

Wasnt very impressed. Why bother paying a tenner for some bint to rub her leg against your cock when you can use that to pay into a club and take some bird home?

Agreed. Although I wouldn't do either (in case the girlfriend ever sees this )

 

[Mr_Horus]

What the eye doesnt see the mind doesnt know, eh Wij?

 

[Wij]

I like to shag with my eyes open :/

 

[Testin da Cable]

some grrls have esp horus

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by testin_da_cable
some grrls have esp horus

yeh, and if i caught something like that and passed it onto our lass she'd know where i got it from !

 

[Testin da Cable]

exactly

 

[Stazbumpa]

Had a lap dance of sorts in Amsterdam once. Got dragged up on stage by this gorgeous chinese girl who gave me a chair and an empty bottle of wine.

Use your imagination.




I've DJ'd for the Sunday Sport table/lap dancing do's many a time and to be honest although I would'nt go to a strip club, I don't have a problem with it.

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Heh...
I've danced on the choicest of laps.
All good fun...
*cough* good pay too.
But that was then this is now...I'm glad I'm show show quality.

Ever have a birthday lap dance? wahoooo!1

 

[*Exor*]

I fucked whores in Prague once at this very upmarket strip show club type place. It was cool.

 

[xane]

A girl picked some fluff off my jacket lapel once, got a few kittens zapped thinking about that one later.

 

[Wij]