Have we had a How Big Is Your Penis Thread ?

[AngelHeal]

Every one of them?

Damn, i must have a stunning personality for all of them to fake just to make me happy.


I'm single you know, been for a long while, tailhound, zeehond

I've never said anything about your personality

im single to thank GOD for that. asif ive got time for a whole relationship next to basketball

 

[echome]

Echome...i'm so sorry(no i'm not) that i have to do this



and

“I don't care if I fall as long as someone else picks up my gun and keeps on shooting.”

Is just sooooo wrong

And here I was just trying to help Sparda... Damn you evil man!!

 

[Bahumat]

Pete and Fred Christ you've become one annoying troll lately

I'm gonna push you down some stairs, then hit you with sticks!

 

[AngelHeal]

I'm gonna push you down some stairs, then hit you with sticks!

where you gonne get the sticks from?

 

[Bahumat]

where you gonne get the sticks from?

I have my ways...

 

[old.Tohtori]

where you gonne get the sticks from?

Well there's a twig in his pants atleast...

I've never said anything about your personality

Ah but it must be the reason why all my women have faked it

 

[AngelHeal]

oh i thought maybe one of these, suits the topic imo

 

[old.Tohtori]

Awwww, AH, your mom looks so happy she finally found something worth putting in

 

[AngelHeal]

Awwww, AH, your mom looks so happy she finally found something worth putting in

since you're my dad.. says something about you huh?

and su about meh mum

 

[old.Tohtori]

since you're my dad.. says something about you huh?

and su about meh mum

Well yes. That i have a small member. Stop trying to play that card, it doesn't work

But yes, says something about your mum when she needs to marry a zeehond. Arf arf!

 

[AngelHeal]

Well yes. That i have a small member. Stop trying to play that card, it doesn't work

hihi u got a small one hihi ^^

But yes, says something about your mum when she needs to marry a zeehond. Arf arf!

...you marry every woman you get a child with? thats so 2007

 

[Olgaline]

heh well just to clear something up,
the gf doesnt care about size, it was more a que of misguided,
well wamma boost new bf's ego, unliky for her this new bf "me" is very different from her previouse bf's in attitude and couldnt careless about such things.

 

[AngelHeal]

think its like this tbh

1337 armor + itams + weapons = 50%
1337 player (like me) = 50%

that means:
(this is what he claims)
toht = crap armor + itams + weapons = 0%
toht = 1337 player = 50%
total points: 50%

is why he needs another female friend.
(tbh nice solution)

asin:

however if you get this:

awesome 1337 stuff itams etc = 50%
but u got leeroy jenkins playing= -10%

= 40% total..

right? right?

say im right!

 

[old.Tohtori]

hihi u got a small one hihi ^^



...you marry every woman you get a child with? thats so 2007

Yes i do and you still want to try it out Better for bumsex too!

And i think monogamy is so 2007

think its like this tbh

1337 armor + itams + weapons = 50%
1337 player (like me) = 50%

that means:
(this is what he claims)
toht = crap armor + itams + weapons = 0%
toht = 1337 player = 50%
total points: 50%

is why he needs another female friend.
(tbh nice solution)

asin:

however if you get this:

awesome 1337 stuff itams etc = 50%
but u got leeroy jenkins playing= -10%

= 40% total..

right? right?

say im right!

About right. Except, that my equipment may be low level, but they are fine equipment at that. Like level 20 epic. So it's more like, 15-25% bonus.

 

[AngelHeal]

Yes i do and you still want to try it out Better for bumsex too!

And i think monogamy is so 2007



About right. Except, that my equipment may be low level, but they are fine equipment at that. Like level 20 epic. So it's more like, 15-25% bonus.

hmm ok so let me try:

Equipment: Poor: 20% bonus
special bonus: 30% behind style mellee bonus

Player: Avarage: 40% bonus
special bonus: every 15% min able to summon a pet (female friend)


this better?

 

[old.Tohtori]

hmm ok so let me try:

Equipment: Poor: 20% bonus
special bonus: 30% behind style mellee bonus

Player: Avarage: 40% bonus
special bonus: every 15% min able to summon a pet (female friend)


this better?

Hmm.

I'd say;

Equipment: Dagger -10% damage, +30% specialization bonus, weapons = +20%

Off-hand skill specialization bonus +25%.

Stamina bonus +5%.

Crafting bonus(off-battle) +15%

Special pet summon skill: +35%, but with high change of added aggro.

 

[Olgaline]

Yes i do and you still want to try it out Better for bumsex too!

And i think monogamy is so 2007



About right. Except, that my equipment may be low level, but they are fine equipment at that. Like level 20 epic. So it's more like, 15-25% bonus.

so what your saying is your in Thind Armor in NF ?

 

[old.Tohtori]

so what your saying is your in Thind Armor in NF ?

Aye, but the mobs i fight are in my league or two levels higher. Well, the random three levels higher.

 

[AngelHeal]

Aye, but the mobs i fight are in my league or two levels higher. Well, the random three levels higher.

i allways get to fight epic bitches;(

 

[old.Tohtori]

i allways get to fight epic bitches;(

Epic b*tches are easy, especially if you A: Have good group members or B: Ninja them

 

[BloodOmen]

I don't have one sadly a small monkey called "dave" stole it and ran off... i'm left now with a banana he left behind.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I don't have one sadly a small monkey called "dave" stole it and ran off... i'm left now with a banana he left behind.

That's bigger then most and also works as a nutritious snack for your lady friend, what the f*ck are you complaining about

 

[AngelHeal]

That's bigger then most and also works as a nutritious snack for your lady friend, what the f*ck are you complaining about

aye, i mean toht was to work with a 1/3 of a carrot ..and the top piece

 

[old.Tohtori]

aye, i mean toht was to work with a 1/3 of a carrot ..and the top piece

It's a full carrot you you....wrongsayer!

I have more then a tiinywiiny, but it's below average i guess.

 

[AngelHeal]

It's a full carrot you you....wrongsayer!

I have more then a tiinywiiny, but it's below average i guess.

proof it:england:

 

[old.Tohtori]

proof it:england:

I am not posting a picture of my cock, for it is against the CoC

 

[AngelHeal]

I am not posting a picture of my cock, for it is against the CoC

..im sure tilda can close her/his eyes for one time.

(oh, and im sure i wont remove the hands from my eyes)uke:

 

[Tilda]

wtf?

on topic, this thread should be for erect and in inches - flaccid height means nothing.

 

[old.Tohtori]

wtf?

on topic, this thread should be for erect and in inches - flaccid height means nothing.

If your flaccid member, while standing up, still has height...wow. That's some funky penile action

And get with the mainland! CMs all the way(no pun)!

 

[BloodOmen]

That's bigger then most and also works as a nutritious snack for your lady friend, what the f*ck are you complaining about

:< but its my nana I don't want someone to eat it...