Have we had a How Big Is Your Penis Thread ?

How big is your penis ?


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AngelHeal

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Every one of them? :eek7:

Damn, i must have a stunning personality for all of them to fake just to make me happy.


I'm single you know, been for a long while, tailhound, zeehond :D

I've never said anything about your personality;)

im single to:p thank GOD for that. asif ive got time for a whole relationship next to basketball :(
 

echome

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Echome...i'm so sorry(no i'm not) that i have to do this :D



and

“I don't care if I fall as long as someone else picks up my gun and keeps on shooting.”

Is just sooooo wrong :D

And here I was just trying to help Sparda... Damn you evil man!!
 

Bahumat

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where you gonne get the sticks from?

I have my ways...

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old.Tohtori

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Awwww, AH, your mom looks so happy she finally found something worth putting in :D
 

old.Tohtori

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since you're my dad.. says something about you huh?

and su about meh mum:p

Well yes. That i have a small member. Stop trying to play that card, it doesn't work :D

But yes, says something about your mum when she needs to marry a zeehond. Arf arf! :D
 

Olgaline

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heh well just to clear something up,
the gf doesnt care about size, it was more a que of misguided,
well wamma boost new bf's ego, unliky for her this new bf "me" is very different from her previouse bf's in attitude and couldnt careless about such things.
 

AngelHeal

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think its like this tbh

1337 armor + itams + weapons = 50%
1337 player (like me) = 50%

that means:
(this is what he claims)
toht = crap armor + itams + weapons = 0%
toht = 1337 player = 50%
total points: 50%

is why he needs another female friend.
(tbh nice solution)

asin:

however if you get this:

awesome 1337 stuff itams etc = 50%
but u got leeroy jenkins playing= -10%

= 40% total..

right? right?

say im right!:twak:
 

old.Tohtori

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hihi u got a small one hihi ^^



...you marry every woman you get a child with? thats so 2007

Yes i do and you still want to try it out :D Better for bumsex too!

And i think monogamy is so 2007 :sex::sex:

think its like this tbh

1337 armor + itams + weapons = 50%
1337 player (like me) = 50%

that means:
(this is what he claims)
toht = crap armor + itams + weapons = 0%
toht = 1337 player = 50%
total points: 50%

is why he needs another female friend.
(tbh nice solution)

asin:

however if you get this:

awesome 1337 stuff itams etc = 50%
but u got leeroy jenkins playing= -10%

= 40% total..

right? right?

say im right!:twak:

About right. Except, that my equipment may be low level, but they are fine equipment at that. Like level 20 epic. So it's more like, 15-25% bonus.
 

AngelHeal

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Yes i do and you still want to try it out :D Better for bumsex too!

And i think monogamy is so 2007 :sex::sex:



About right. Except, that my equipment may be low level, but they are fine equipment at that. Like level 20 epic. So it's more like, 15-25% bonus.

hmm ok so let me try:

Equipment: Poor: 20% bonus
special bonus: 30% behind style mellee bonus

Player: Avarage: 40% bonus
special bonus: every 15% min able to summon a pet (female friend)


this better?
 

old.Tohtori

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hmm ok so let me try:

Equipment: Poor: 20% bonus
special bonus: 30% behind style mellee bonus

Player: Avarage: 40% bonus
special bonus: every 15% min able to summon a pet (female friend)


this better?

Hmm.

I'd say;

Equipment: Dagger -10% damage, +30% specialization bonus, weapons = +20%

Off-hand skill specialization bonus +25%.

Stamina bonus +5%.

Crafting bonus(off-battle) +15%

Special pet summon skill: +35%, but with high change of added aggro.
 

Olgaline

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Yes i do and you still want to try it out :D Better for bumsex too!

And i think monogamy is so 2007 :sex::sex:



About right. Except, that my equipment may be low level, but they are fine equipment at that. Like level 20 epic. So it's more like, 15-25% bonus.


so what your saying is your in Thind Armor in NF ?
 

BloodOmen

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I don't have one sadly :( a small monkey called "dave" stole it and ran off... i'm left now with a banana he left behind.
 

old.Tohtori

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I don't have one sadly :( a small monkey called "dave" stole it and ran off... i'm left now with a banana he left behind.

That's bigger then most and also works as a nutritious snack for your lady friend, what the f*ck are you complaining about :D
 

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wtf?

on topic, this thread should be for erect and in inches - flaccid height means nothing.
 

old.Tohtori

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wtf?

on topic, this thread should be for erect and in inches - flaccid height means nothing.

If your flaccid member, while standing up, still has height...wow. That's some funky penile action :D

And get with the mainland! CMs all the way(no pun)!
 

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