Has your IT service desk gone to Bombay?

[Job]

Ours has
Work for BT (no s******ing at the back)
Now when we ring for any problem whatsoever, i.e. one of the decode databases stopped working.
You hear it click through long distance,there's a burst of weird music then a guy comes on...
Call me rascist if you like, cos we all are really.
It sounds like this over a VERY bad line.

homwganeemismikklawrchowcyanyiyelpu?
Sorry could you speak a bit slower and clearer please?
qwewoo?
Hello?
howcyanyiyelpu?
It's the NRMS database , not a sausage coming back.
Wahyunnsrvrruwon?
Sorry?
Wahyunnsrvrruwon?
Did you say what server am I on?
hhhu?
Er?
hhuh?
Er? (Guesses he means yes) The blah-di-blah one.
vewlifucroodjustfreecleekonnttmtingageevashforme.

Bye!!!

 

[Bubble]

lol
i was worried they would replace me with a machine

 

[Escape]

My brother phoned up support in south africa, a server or something wasn't responding from there. The guy at the other end said he'll go to the office and check it out... So a couple of days later, they find out the office was being burgled and when the support guy walked in, they killed him! :\

 

[tris-]

one of the centres for wanadoo is in india, and holy crap their note writing is appauling. they use .... instead of spaces, and insist every single fault is caused by a dodgy adsl filter, lol. ive heard from customers that they dont understand a thing and end up waiting over night till the england centres open.

their notes are something like "cmr called.......pc..crashing.....corrupted.filter....orderdfilters.