Has anyone......

[Rubric]

Ever had a wank whilst at work? Even a quick one in the toilets?

 

[Everz]

Im scum i dont work

 

[fettoken]

Im scum i dont work

what he said!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Im scum i dont work

what he said!

What they said!

 

[Everz]

What they said!

Want to make a slackers club?

 

[Bahumat]

Just get it over with and then tell us your findings lol

I've never had the urge, but working at Ford means hundreds of people in a building. Half the time if you go in the toilets you have 4 cubicles full of people shitting so it's not the best place for it lol

*thinks of sexy lady*
*person farts really loud*
*someone says to their buddy about management report*
*someone takes a massive shit*

Only PoRkNutZ would get off on that!

 

[Lamp]

Nothing wrong with having a wank at work.
If you work in a sperm bank.
And you can always take your work home with you...

 

[leviathane]

you'd take home the sperm? interesting.

 

[CorNokZ]

*thinks of sexy lady*
*person farts really loud*
*someone says to their buddy about management report*
*someone takes a massive shit*

*faps wildly*

I've had a wank on the bus on my way home from work.. But never at work! I am a professional!

 

[echome]

Sure, a few times. Why you wanna know?

 

[Ctuchik]

Ever had a wank whilst at work? Even a quick one in the toilets?

theres no toilets where i work so its a tad impossible

 

[crispy]

*faps wildly*

I've had a wank on the bus on my way home from work.. But never at work! I am a professional!

Oh youre that guy

 

[echome]

theres no toilets where i work so its a tad impossible

Guess being all alone on night shift makes it a bit easier hehe...

 

[CorNokZ]

theres no toilets where i work so its a tad impossible

Why exactly?

Oh youre that guy

Yes that's me, and why won't you join me?

 

[Huntingtons]

he has no dick simply put

 

[Bahumat]

he has no dick simply put

You're such a maneater Huntington. But that aggresive streak makes me think naughty thoughts about egg noodles.

 

[Laddey]

It couldn't bust nutt at work/college. I struggle doing it at home incase i get caught. Somebody walks in quietly looks under the toilets and clocks you having a wank. omg how embarrasing (sp)

 

[gohan]

It couldn't bust nutt at work/college. I struggle doing it at home incase i get caught. Somebody walks in quietly looks under the toilets and clocks you having a wank. omg how embarrasing (sp)

wow.... thats paranoia at its beautiful best

 

[Rubric]

It couldn't bust nutt at work/college. I struggle doing it at home incase i get caught. Somebody walks in quietly looks under the toilets and clocks you having a wank. omg how embarrasing (sp)

tbh i don't think people sneak into the toilets and look under the door. I could be wrong though. But if they did and i caught them i think they should be equally embarrassed tbh.