Has anybody

[Chronictank]

lol! only in OT

 

[adoNix]

I cut my sack once shaving! it was teh pain, and my ex asked me if i had my periods when se saw my underwear (she did the laundry )

it was teh pain i tell ya!

 

[Lamp]

Years ago a kid tried bunking over the railings down the central reservation. The spiked metal type that used to be around in the 70s. Anyway he ripped one of his bollocks off as he unsuccessfully vaulted over the railings. Nasty

 

[Bahumat]

Years ago a kid tried bunking over the railings down the central reservation. The spiked metal type that used to be around in the 70s. Anyway he ripped one of his bollocks off as he unsuccessfully vaulted over the railings. Nasty

I bet you were standing under him with your mouth open saying "mmm come to daddy"

 

[Lamp]

I was the railing

 

[old.Tohtori]

Talking about railings. Was balancing on a beam a little younger, around 15 or so, slipped and one leg went other way, the other the other way and well, fell nuts first into it.

Wasn't pleasent, but, survivable

 

[Bahumat]

Talking about railings. Was balancing on a beam a little younger, around 15 or so, slipped and one leg went other way, the other the other way and well, fell nuts first into it.

Wasn't pleasent, but, survivable

Just as your balls smashed into the rail, was there a thunderous metalic noise?....to which you shouted "I've got balls of steel...steel steel"

 

[old.Tohtori]

Just as your balls smashed into the rail, was there a thunderous metalic noise?....to which you shouted "I've got balls of steel...steel steel"

No, but there was a moment before it hit, like nanoseconds, that i saw a hippo riding a tricycle and i thought "Crap! concentrate! You can fly!", but, it was too late 'cause after the thought had finished, i was already meeting the rail in the most uncomfortable way.